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This carrot-squid popped out of the bag yesterday.
I didn't know whether to be nauseated
or
aroused.
Then Squazz came home,
and he did this to it.
We generally don't play with food in our house.
But this was just too much fun.
Now I must get to my new letters over at Ask Mental Mama. Drop me a line at mentalpmama(at)aol(dot)com and give me your random thoughts or queries. I'll to my best to come up with a witty yet profound solution to all your burning questions.
UPDATE: Lucia's cousin Miss J has sent another carrot for our viewing pleasure. Their Aunt Tre grew this puppy. Any more out there? Or is this enough for ya?
15 comments:
okay, that's the strangest carrot I've ever seen! And well worth playing with!
Thank goodness you were smart enough to run for your camera. I would have hated to miss this!
This is food porn at it's finest.
Thanks for the laugh! You're never too old to play with food. :-P
THOSE carrots are the craziest I have ever seen! We use to grow carrots in our garden back in the day, but I don't remember any looking like that! We did have some interesting ones though...
Okay, that's just funny. Food porn, ha.
Ew! That's more than enough! Weird and gross. I'm with Noble Pig.
Yikes! I'm getting all tingly. (Did I just say that out loud?)
xoxo,
Mary
So sorry, but I already sold my tomato that looked like the Virgin Mary.... on eBay. Hehehehe... I also once had a tomato that looked like Jimmy Durrante, nose & all. He was adorable with the little hat I put on him, LOL!
2nd picture looks like a Veggie-World Thigh-Master for a supermodel carrot!
Thanks for dropping by earlier - your site is pretty hilarious as well. I am eager to start from the beginning.
It's a very fine place. To start.
Omigod, that is too hilarious! That's nature for ya. :D
Thx for popping by with your support. Let's hope!
just you wait!!!
the food porn wars have begun!!!
We play with our food regularly. And that carrot is way too skinny for arousal purposes, MP!
The yam, however, is another story . . . actually I have a thing for rutabagas.
Ugh. Don't ask.
They're just yummy.
This carrot should have been put on EBay! I'd say it's worth maybe...who knows? There's some very interesting uh weird people out there :)
Like us LOL
There's a crow visiting my bread scraps today and I bet this sucker is 2 feet tall! He doesn't come when I have camera in hand...duh.
omg...i'm so glad i logged on today and read thru the posts...i was in great need of laughter. thanks for being in my blogging world!
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