Saturday, April 26, 2008

SAT Words From the Mental Mama

Choose the best word to complete the following sentences.

(With apologies to my children; it's been a long year.)

1.  Do not be fearful of a(n) _____.Enema/Enemy

2.  People always notice when you have a cute little_______.Butt/Mutt

3.  Online chatting makes it easy to ________.Love/Rove

4.  Cleopatra's biggest problem was her ______.Ass/Asp

5.  At the end of a day, all I need to find is my own ______.Car/Bar

6.  After that, the only thing on my mind is: _______.Spouse/Souse

 
STOP.

13 comments:

TSannie said...

O hai. Issuez. U haz dem.
I lurves U ennywayz.

noble pig said...

Crap I wish my SAT was like this, I would have done better.

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

Will answer these later this evening after a couple of Apple Martinis

brneyedgal967 said...

1. Enemy. (Always fear an enema.)
2. Butt.
3. Love.
4. Ass
5. Bar
6. Spouse

You're wacky - where did you come up with that??

Mental P Mama said...

You al get a perfect score! Except Annie. She is going to have to start over.

Asthmagirl said...

I know number 2 is Mutt and I believe I covered the ass issues yesterday on my blog.

Christine said...

I'm with Noble Pig... I would have scored much much better on mine too.

Schools around here "teach to the test" so can you imagine "teaching to the test" if the test was like that? Oh, wait, they already do here! :-P

WORKING MOM said...

I know what I should answer, but then that would be so not me. Damn, I like these kinds of games.

Flea said...

tsannie - bwahahaha!!!

Country Girl said...

You crack me up. Hey, what's that twitter thing on the right here? I may have to investigate that. I love jack johnson and nirvana! Cool.

Country Girl said...

Wait? Who's making apple martinis!!!

Joanie said...

i answered all correctly, i am sure. thanks for the smiles...and thoughts...random thoughts.

Kacey said...

I don't have an apple martini...no one shared with me...but I do have an ice cold Pino Grigio ...