- Friday morning: MPM flies to Charlottesville, Virginia, rents car.
- Friday evening: MPM and The Bird have dinner at Monticello. Yes, Monticello!
- Friday night: MPM has been invited to a party at The Bird's apartment.
- Meanwhile, the MP Dad is is Philadelphia attending festivities with Augie.
- Saturday morning: Stephen Colbert delivers the Valedictory speech at UVA. MPM is a little bit excited about this.
- Saturday afternoon: MPM drives to Philadelphia and MP Dad drives from Philadelphia to Virginia.
- Saturday evening: MPM attends party with Augie and other friends and parents.
- Sunday morning: the babies graduate from their respective universities. MPM cries.
- Sunday afternoon/evening: festivities ensue.
- Monday morning: MPM begins to pester Augie to wake up so she can help him
throw away all the crap and fumigatepack his apartment.
- Monday evening: MPM flies back to Nashville. MPM cries a little bit more.
Where did the time go?