Saturday, April 12, 2008

Does This Fat Make My Ass Look Big?


Did anyone watch Miss USA last night? I feel like it was another lifetime ago when I had anywhere close to a figure those girls have. Miss Texas won!  

Annie, Jules and I should have been asked to be the judges; we had it all figured out.  Yup, busy night here in Cocktail Corner.


11 comments:

Asthmagirl said...

I no longer watch anything that makes me suspect I have an ass the size of a Buick. No need to have reality crashing down around my ears.
Glad to know you ladies have a plan. Lets get our cat burglar clothes on and start on implementation!

Debbie in NC said...

I couldn't see the pic but did watch a little of the show. OMG I think these women are seriously "sculptured" in some way. Even when I was young, none of the women ever looked like this.

Now if they ever had a REAL people contest....ummmm would seem more normal to me and much more interesting!

noble pig said...

Did they crown the right girl?

Treasia said...

Oh rat's I forgot about it. Darn it, who won?

Jules said...

Was it us or did most of the contestants look like ho's? I thought Marie looked great..botox, tummy tuck, hair extensions et al...Donnie needs to tone down the black hair...I'm just sayin'
Jules

Snooty Primadona said...

I missed it. It's just too depressing for me to watch these days. I prefer The Biggest Loser. Until they lose all their weight.

Flea said...

I NEVER had a body like those girls!

Mental P Mama said...

Oh, AG--come on out. You'd have fun with us!

And I forgot to say that it looks like even Marie Osmond has had some work done...it ain't all that dancin'

kacey said...

MPM, somehow I think we'd have a blast watching shows like this and a few drinks or six. I'm just saying...

Mental P Mama said...

Oh, Kacey...come on out! You'd love cocktail corner!

Don Mills Diva said...

I actually watched just a half hour of it while I was on my stairmaster - good motivation - LOL.