Tuesday, April 8, 2008

What the...

?
 This carrot-squid popped out of the bag yesterday.
I didn't know whether to be nauseated
or
aroused.

Then Squazz came home,
 and he did this to it.




We generally don't play with food in our house.
But this was just too much fun.



Now I must get to my new letters over at Ask Mental Mama.  Drop me a line at mentalpmama(at)aol(dot)com and give me your random thoughts or queries. I'll to my best to come up with a witty yet profound solution to all your burning questions.  

UPDATE:  Lucia's cousin Miss J has sent another carrot for our viewing pleasure.  Their Aunt Tre grew this puppy.  Any more out there? Or is this enough for ya?

15 comments:

kacey said...

okay, that's the strangest carrot I've ever seen! And well worth playing with!

Asthmagirl said...

Thank goodness you were smart enough to run for your camera. I would have hated to miss this!

noble pig said...

This is food porn at it's finest.

Christine said...

Thanks for the laugh! You're never too old to play with food. :-P

Meg said...

THOSE carrots are the craziest I have ever seen! We use to grow carrots in our garden back in the day, but I don't remember any looking like that! We did have some interesting ones though...

Hillbilly2 said...

Okay, that's just funny. Food porn, ha.

Flea said...

Ew! That's more than enough! Weird and gross. I'm with Noble Pig.

Mary said...

Yikes! I'm getting all tingly. (Did I just say that out loud?)
xoxo,
Mary

Snooty Primadona said...

So sorry, but I already sold my tomato that looked like the Virgin Mary.... on eBay. Hehehehe... I also once had a tomato that looked like Jimmy Durrante, nose & all. He was adorable with the little hat I put on him, LOL!

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

2nd picture looks like a Veggie-World Thigh-Master for a supermodel carrot!

Thanks for dropping by earlier - your site is pretty hilarious as well. I am eager to start from the beginning.
It's a very fine place. To start.

leslie said...

Omigod, that is too hilarious! That's nature for ya. :D

Thx for popping by with your support. Let's hope!

TSannie said...

just you wait!!!

the food porn wars have begun!!!

Country Girl said...

We play with our food regularly. And that carrot is way too skinny for arousal purposes, MP!
The yam, however, is another story . . . actually I have a thing for rutabagas.

Ugh. Don't ask.
They're just yummy.

Debbie in NC said...

This carrot should have been put on EBay! I'd say it's worth maybe...who knows? There's some very interesting uh weird people out there :)

Like us LOL

There's a crow visiting my bread scraps today and I bet this sucker is 2 feet tall! He doesn't come when I have camera in hand...duh.

Joanie said...

omg...i'm so glad i logged on today and read thru the posts...i was in great need of laughter. thanks for being in my blogging world!