Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Lucite on a Segway

And there she goes...
What would we do without her?

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27 comments:

Daryl said...

I wonder if she knows that when she leaned over to put on her 'shoes' whatever she leaned against (craig's list ads for shoe re-luciting?)ended up sticking to her augmented breast ... or maybe the warning about saline filled implants is leaking through... ummmm

Keetha said...

I just want to know how many pairs of those dreadful shoes that woman has.

Trisha said...

Wow - you would think she would have some balance issues with those things on a Segway!

Sassy said...

She so reminds me of a Barbie Doll!!!! My dolls had shoes and boobs just like that...

the dog always chewed their heads off.

Grandma J said...

That has to be a hair easier than walking on the beach in those shoes.

{i}Post said...

i am just wondering what good the helmets do hanging off the handle bars...

Of course their heads are so inflated, they probably would just bounce off the pavement!

Snooty Primadona said...

OMG! Does this woman only own one pair of shoes? I've also never heard of a woman getting a tattoo on her chest. That is hysterical.

Yes, there is a reason she has to ride a Segway, and I'm sure the helmet would mess up their hair.
;-)

TSannie said...

Maybe those helmuts are protecting his manly assets? And what's with the pillow?

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Well one thing is clear...

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I guess her two helmets are stuffed inside her bathing suit top instead of hanging from under the handlebars.

I wonder if she's seeking attention? It's hard to tell by these photos.

Flea said...

We'd have to find an alternative source of entertainment.

shara said...

Shauna who???

tj said...

...I dunno about ya'll but I'm getting a tickle out of the look on the old man's face sitting on that Hoveround in 2nd photo...lol

...And the wind in her face isn't doing her any favors either - is it me or does she look older in the first photo? *giggle*

...Blessings... :o)

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

LMAO...LOVE the lil' guys look that is heading toward them on the hovaround thingy!

noble pig said...

Oh geez, what would happen if she stopped fast? Boob explosion I think.

Meg said...

Look at those stripper shoes. Just look at them. How? Why? What?

Living on the Spit said...

I want to see a video of her falling on her butt!

big hair envy said...

When did they come out with Segway Barbie? I guess the dirty old men needed something to play with.

Can Hoveround Skipper be far behind?

asthmagirl said...

Apparently she and her escort are both oblivious to the power of helmets since they are hanging off the handle to his Segway...

And what's the point of wearing hooker shoes day after a day? Is she building a clientele?

imbeingheldhostage said...

Yes, that's exactly how I look when I'm out for a little jaunt around the town.

foolery said...

Hiya MPM!

I have never before heard of Ms. Sand, and with enough bleach and knock-out pills, I will never remember this introduction.

Isn't that sullen Male Equivalent Lorenzo Llamas (or, as I prefer, Larry the Llama)?

Keeper Of All Things said...

But tell me !!!!
I have to know !!!!
Do they light up ?!!!

jojo said...

I don't think the helmets are for her head..

Ellen said...

If those shoes would make me look like that, I'd buy a pair in a minute. But I doubt if they come in wide widths.

Mary said...

OK, I'm waiting for a pic of the shoes under the door of a public toilet... do you think we could find one?
xoxo,
Mary

Flash Stitcher said...

I wonder why he has the purse on his segway?

She needs to lighten up on the butt hanging out.

littletoesandcheerios said...

My feet are cramping just from looking at those shoes!