Squazz: Squazz*, you cannot have a drink for 10 days on this Sonoma Diet????
MPM: Nope. But remember that South Beach Diet is two weeks without any booze, so this one is lots better. Don't you think?
Squazz: Can you do this?
MPM: (inhaling the intoxicating aroma of her dry toast) Of course I can. That isn't very nice, Squazz.
Squazz: I know you can do it, Squazz....I wonder if Tige's condo is available. Maybe I should go to Florida for the next week or so.
MPM: (staring longingly at her next course: 2 hard boiled eggs) Fine. Go. It may be a loooong ten days, but I am going to do this. By the way, look at me; I am wasting away already.
*Yes, we call each other Squazz. Don't ask me what it means or why because I have no idea.