Well, in Fairfield, Connecticut, apparently they do it to go to Victoria's Secret.
This shot was taken last week by my sister-in-law's sister. Got that? Anyway, she reports that the little piggy has quite the stubborn streak and had no interest in crossing the road or continuing their walk at all. I wonder if PetSmart has pig obedience classes. They should go. I mean, how horrible must it be to be out for a stroll with your pig, and it doesn't obey a simple command? Gah. I am going to stake out that corner to see if I can observe this duo for myself. I think there's a little bistro nearby. Maybe I could talk my Cocktail Corner friends into the field trip. They're usually game for an adventure and a sip.
And I also have a strong hankering for a BLT.