These are not shoes, they are speckled-stilts. Do you think she has two pairs and she was too drunk to wear two stilts that match? She looks like she's hanging on for dear life to me.
i really wonder who ever told her this stuff makes her look good because it does not every time i see her i almost feel sorry for her and her need to get attention because she certianly gets it... negative or positive does not matter I guess if I was a drinking woman I'd say pass me the wine... sheesh
Apparently she doesn't have a mirror in her home, because she obviously hasn't looked into one to see how utterly stupid she looks. But then if she did, we'd have less to dish about.
Bwahahahaha! I love how you find this crazy shoe pictures! It totally let's me defend my 'normal' shoe collection to my husband. ::: "At least I don't have THESE shoes honey!" :::
Does she have a matching pair at home....she obviously doesn't realize that they don't match each other...so she must have two pairs...one on and one at home...how in the h*** does she walk in those...must be why she's holding onto the door like that....they make my feet hurt...
Ok, I've figured it out now. She must be related to the rock bank "Kiss" or specifically Gene Simmons. Those look like something they would wear. What's up with them not matching too?
Some people deserve their broken ankles. I might pay to see video of her walking. Can you imagine trying to dance, climb stairs or run after a cab in those things? Oh wait, of course she has "people" to do all those things for her.
What the hell is wrong with her? I truly think some peroxide from all of the dying of the hair has seeped into her brain and caused damage. Truly, I don't usually get into snickering over people but with this one, I just can't help it!
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This is disturbing and she has big feet. Please tell she did not get this idea after seeing your red boots!
Holy High Freakin' Heels Batman! That is insane :) Do you think she can really walk in them?
Thanks, but No Thanks! Even when I was wearing heels, I wouldn't have ever put a pair of these on my feet!
see her holding onto that door jam? I posit it's cause she CAN'T walk without assistance.
She really needs therapy...and I thought I had it bad.
These are not shoes, they are speckled-stilts. Do you think she has two pairs and she was too drunk to wear two stilts that match? She looks like she's hanging on for dear life to me.
I like the two colors - such a fashionista she is!
I"m sorry, but I must be blunt, after all it's Friday and I am sipping some wine. My thoughts include two words, and two words only: dumb ass.
There, I said it. Now I"ll go sit in the corner for being bad. (But I will take my wine if you don't mind.)
There's no possible logical answer to the questions those "boots" pose.
Pass the wine.
The only reason anyone would wear those is to get high on the thin air at the higher elevation.
She scares me
i really wonder who ever told her this stuff makes her look good because it does not every time i see her i almost feel sorry for her and her need to get attention because she certianly gets it... negative or positive does not matter I guess if I was a drinking woman I'd say pass me the wine... sheesh
Where can I get a pair? ;0)
Serioulsy, what is wrong with this woman? Does she have custody of her children? Please say no...
Makes me wanna yell "FIRE! FIRE!"
And don't bogart the wine, CBW.
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Those boots aren't made for walkin' . . .
Oh, Commoncents, you tell that to all the girls.
We used to call those "ankle-breakers".
That is one scary freak.
Apparently she doesn't have a mirror in her home, because she obviously hasn't looked into one to see how utterly stupid she looks. But then if she did, we'd have less to dish about.
How does she keep from breaking her damned ankles?
Are those propellers on the front of her chest? Must be rocket fuel in the boots.
I don't know - with a dress like that, you need shoes that a bit more bold, don't you think?
She's a freak and she needs freaky boots! Does she have any cells in her brain? Did she sniff paint chips as a child?
I know, these boots are to keep her from falling forward!
Just when you think it couldn't get worse...
Thank Gawd we have her to make fun of!
I just wonder if she has tall calluses. Those shoes look like Dorothy's from the Wizard of Oz on steroids. Ha!
My god, my ankles hurt looking at those shoes
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Bwahahahaha! I love how you find this crazy shoe pictures! It totally let's me defend my 'normal' shoe collection to my husband.
::: "At least I don't have THESE shoes honey!" :::
Does she have a matching pair at home....she obviously doesn't realize that they don't match each other...so she must have two pairs...one on and one at home...how in the h*** does she walk in those...must be why she's holding onto the door like that....they make my feet hurt...
Ok, I've figured it out now. She must be related to the rock bank "Kiss" or specifically Gene Simmons. Those look like something they would wear. What's up with them not matching too?
Ohmigosh...!
Ziggy Stardust called and he wants his boots back. :-)
Some people deserve their broken ankles. I might pay to see video of her walking. Can you imagine trying to dance, climb stairs or run after a cab in those things? Oh wait, of course she has "people" to do all those things for her.
What the hell is wrong with her? I truly think some peroxide from all of the dying of the hair has seeped into her brain and caused damage. Truly, I don't usually get into snickering over people but with this one, I just can't help it!
Again, what the hell is wrong with her?
Yikes .. even a Glamour drop out would know those boots dont go with that outfit . .call the fashion police .. no rush, she's not going anywhere
I can't BELIVE she stole my thunder by wearing these before me...I mean my she stole my lightning bolt.
UNBELIEVABLE! Does she actually, for one moment, think that does something for her?VERY INSECURE Person!
Um. Um. Wow?
Someone needs to show this picture to her Mama!
Two words:
Sprained
ankle
xoxo,
Mary
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