Friday, March 13, 2009

Not Lucite

Shauna's got some new shoes.
Thoughts?
Happy Friday y'all.

40 comments:

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

This is disturbing and she has big feet. Please tell she did not get this idea after seeing your red boots!

mom x 2 said...

Holy High Freakin' Heels Batman! That is insane :) Do you think she can really walk in them?

Linda Goossen said...

Thanks, but No Thanks! Even when I was wearing heels, I wouldn't have ever put a pair of these on my feet!

MitMoi said...

see her holding onto that door jam? I posit it's cause she CAN'T walk without assistance.

Living on the Spit said...

She really needs therapy...and I thought I had it bad.

Pouty Lips said...

These are not shoes, they are speckled-stilts. Do you think she has two pairs and she was too drunk to wear two stilts that match? She looks like she's hanging on for dear life to me.

TSannie said...

I like the two colors - such a fashionista she is!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I"m sorry, but I must be blunt, after all it's Friday and I am sipping some wine. My thoughts include two words, and two words only: dumb ass.

There, I said it. Now I"ll go sit in the corner for being bad. (But I will take my wine if you don't mind.)

asthmagirl said...

There's no possible logical answer to the questions those "boots" pose.
Pass the wine.

Grandma J said...

The only reason anyone would wear those is to get high on the thin air at the higher elevation.

Sara said...

She scares me

Laura ~Peach~ said...

i really wonder who ever told her this stuff makes her look good because it does not every time i see her i almost feel sorry for her and her need to get attention because she certianly gets it... negative or positive does not matter I guess if I was a drinking woman I'd say pass me the wine... sheesh

♥~♥ Tracey ♥~♥ said...

Where can I get a pair? ;0)

Deb said...

Serioulsy, what is wrong with this woman? Does she have custody of her children? Please say no...

foolery said...

Makes me wanna yell "FIRE! FIRE!"

And don't bogart the wine, CBW.

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Country Girl said...

Those boots aren't made for walkin' . . .

Country Girl said...

Oh, Commoncents, you tell that to all the girls.

Grace said...

We used to call those "ankle-breakers".

winetipper said...

That is one scary freak.

Ellen said...

Apparently she doesn't have a mirror in her home, because she obviously hasn't looked into one to see how utterly stupid she looks. But then if she did, we'd have less to dish about.

thevinylvillage said...

How does she keep from breaking her damned ankles?

Decadent Housewife said...

Are those propellers on the front of her chest? Must be rocket fuel in the boots.

Donalyn said...

I don't know - with a dress like that, you need shoes that a bit more bold, don't you think?

littletoesandcheerios said...

She's a freak and she needs freaky boots! Does she have any cells in her brain? Did she sniff paint chips as a child?

I know, these boots are to keep her from falling forward!

Snooty Primadona said...

Just when you think it couldn't get worse...

Thank Gawd we have her to make fun of!

Egghead said...

I just wonder if she has tall calluses. Those shoes look like Dorothy's from the Wizard of Oz on steroids. Ha!

Holy Crappers said...

My god, my ankles hurt looking at those shoes

#1

numberonesistah said...

Bwahahahaha! I love how you find this crazy shoe pictures! It totally let's me defend my 'normal' shoe collection to my husband.
::: "At least I don't have THESE shoes honey!" :::

Sassy said...

Does she have a matching pair at home....she obviously doesn't realize that they don't match each other...so she must have two pairs...one on and one at home...how in the h*** does she walk in those...must be why she's holding onto the door like that....they make my feet hurt...

Treasia said...

Ok, I've figured it out now. She must be related to the rock bank "Kiss" or specifically Gene Simmons. Those look like something they would wear. What's up with them not matching too?

Jo said...

Ohmigosh...!

Ziggy Stardust called and he wants his boots back. :-)

Innkeeper Seely said...

Some people deserve their broken ankles. I might pay to see video of her walking. Can you imagine trying to dance, climb stairs or run after a cab in those things? Oh wait, of course she has "people" to do all those things for her.

kim-d said...

What the hell is wrong with her? I truly think some peroxide from all of the dying of the hair has seeped into her brain and caused damage. Truly, I don't usually get into snickering over people but with this one, I just can't help it!

Again, what the hell is wrong with her?

Daryl said...

Yikes .. even a Glamour drop out would know those boots dont go with that outfit . .call the fashion police .. no rush, she's not going anywhere

Suz Broughton said...

I can't BELIVE she stole my thunder by wearing these before me...I mean my she stole my lightning bolt.

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

UNBELIEVABLE! Does she actually, for one moment, think that does something for her?VERY INSECURE Person!

Flea said...

Um. Um. Wow?

T said...

Someone needs to show this picture to her Mama!

Mary said...

Two words:
Sprained
ankle
xoxo,
Mary