Another Day in Paradise

Dear woman blaring your horn at me,

Please allow me to help you out with what is happening here. I am backing out of a parking space. Very slowly. There is a Hummer parked beside me. I cannot see you. When I find myself in your position, I stop and let the person back out, but then again, I am not going 40 mph IN A FULL PARKING LOT. It's just what I do. Maybe having been brought up somewhere besides a BARN has something to do with it.

Love,
Mental P Mama

PS: Maybe if you put out that cigarette and hung up the phone it would help.