Monday, June 15, 2009

Analyze This One

Aquarius Daily Horoscope

Send requests through channels and things will flow more easily. Feelings and desires may feel like you are on a wild ride, and trying to find balance may be a challenge. Today's beginnings may mature into tomorrow's turmoil's, so don't fly off the handle and don't jump into something you're not sure of. Let the energy settle until tomorrow, then decide on it.

Emotions: Good ~ Money: Good ~ Wellness: Fair
Power Numbers: 1, 40, 42, 20, 36, 29


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Well, I won't fly off the handle, but "turmoils" does not need that apostrophe.  And, what channel should I be sending my requests, through?  I'm more confused than ever.  Maybe I should stay in bed all day.  

24 comments:

TSannie said...

whaa?????????

Deb said...

HUH???

Daryl said...

As an Aquarian I say let the sunshine and forget the horoscope

Decadent Housewife said...

Take Dora for a walk.
Don't be surprised if the two of you get chased by a cat.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should recognize that horoscopes are simply the creative journalistic pursuits of others for financial gain...and nothing more.

Living on the Spit said...

I might be an aquarian...

Caution Flag said...

The grammar mistake says it all :)

Nurse Nancy said...

As you would say and have done so on my blog today...GAH!

Asthmagirl said...

I think you need a new astronomer... this one appears to be drunk!

Flash Stitcher said...

Being an Aquarian too...I'll take the good emotions and good money. But who is going to deliver them?
Turmoils (w/o the apostrophe!) I have enough thank you!!

mom x 2 said...

Hmmm....... I guess you could analyze it tomorrow after the "energy settles down" ??

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Send your channels through the opening of a carafe, but don't overdo it otherwise tomorrow's turmoil might include a hangover.

Sassy said...

It talked about balancing.....so between your tormoil{'s}s and your bed and that big ol' cup you got from Mango girl...it'll work....maybe. Mine just said laziness is possible now and the emphasis is on "us" rather than "me"....and the need to attempt to harmonize....hmmmmmmmmm

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Too much wine?

Grandma J said...

Maybe the channels means your blog or email.

♥~♥ Nine Acres ♥~♥ said...

Do'nt you love' when apostrophe's are used correctly?!?
;0)

Mango Girl said...

Horoscopes, smoroscopes. Where does it say drink copious amounts of wine? Maybe that is what the grammar mistakes mean in code.

Big Hair Envy said...

I think it means you should consider ALL of your options before enrolling at UVA.

Merrily Down the Stream said...

So I guess your requests can't be feelings or desires lest they flow easily out of the channels as turmoils (sans '). I'm thinking you were supposed to stay in bed all day. I'm thinking you should bag that horoscope source.

Mary said...

I'm an Aquarian, too. When you find out what channel, let me know. ;)

noble pig said...

That is the weirdest horoscope I've ever read. So what happened.

Karen Deborah said...

If you talk weird enuf it can apply to anything. You channel threw the TV like ummm QVC or shopping network and then the bill causes the turmoil between you and your hunny and you know it's all a bunch of horse pucky anyway..
no, get out of bed and enjoy the day.
you got any fun ideas?

imom said...

I seriously could have stayed in bed all day yesterday!

I hope you didn't have too much turmoil?!

Employee No. 3699 said...

Channels = QVC
Requests = The Goods
Balance = Your Checkbook
Turmoil = Overdraft

Thus:
Power Numbers = Buy a Lottery Ticket