What was I thinking
- When I cut my toenails to the quick?
- When I colored my hair two shades darker than its natural shade?
- When I agreed to yet another charity event?
- When I put my nook charger away for good keeping?
- When I thought I could set up my new laptop all by myself?
- When I ordered a gluten-free meal on a flight to Rome?
- When-------------------
You know what old lady?
I've had just about enough of your sh"tuff."
And if any of you people are still here after reading her drivel...
(Yes, I am a beagle-mix and I know what drivel is...)
Work with me here....
I have spent some quality time up in that hole she calls her office.
There's some fun stuff in there she doesn't even know about.
So I will be hosting some give aways contests while my mom is away.
Just don't tell her.
Oh, and that gluten-free meal?
You get what you ask for.
Just sayin'.
Love, Dora, DIC
Dog in Charge.
17 comments:
Nails to the quick! Ouch!!
ick, wow, ouch, really?
Oh Dora - you crack me up. Better that your person cut her nails to the quick rather than yours! Behave while she's away.
The gluten free meal, was a mistake. I'm sure you know this already...
Go, Dora! Can't wait for the contests.
Dora, you are adorable! I love your smile:) We shall keep in touch while Mama is away! Oh, she didn't plan any gluten-free meals for you-did she?
Dora? Auntie Deb here. I hope you can cause as much mischief as doggedly possible while she's away!
P.S. Don't share with her...but you are much funnier!! Our secret :)
gluten free...what were you thinking!!!
give aways YEAH DORA!!!
Another charity event? OMG.
Oooh, Dora In Charge sounds much more fun than Charles in Charge. Let the hijinx ensue!!!!!
Dora, I cant wait for you to get this party started!!
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gluten free meal.
oh.my.
that just sounds so disgusting.
LOVED this post.
Ouch ... sounds painful. I hope you enjoy the trip.. with or without gluten.
I love you Dora! Maddie sends her regards!
Dora's in charge? Watch out world!
Dora...it will be a kinder and gentler world when you take over!
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