Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Classy

When my mommy read this, she laughed and laughed.
Personally, I don't need this kind of advice.
But I know plenty of humans out there who could use this book.
Plenty.
Now it can be yours.
And it's an autographed copy.
Just leave me a comment using the word "biscuit."
I'll get my sister to pick another random number tomorrow.

17 comments:

Ellen said...

Dora, if I lived near you, I'd give you a biscuit since your person isn't around to give you one.

Snooty Primadona said...

Thanks Dora! I always welcome a good laugh!

Lucia said...

I'll give it a look see! Sounds fun!

Nurse Nancy said...

Would you share a biscuit with my little Hope?

Daryl said...

Fun .. skip me I have a pile of box waiting for me to make it through them before I get another ... good luck to the rest of you

Drama Queen said...

Hey, Dora - I'm sure your Mommy is having a great time in Italy - I hope she brings you back some delicious Italian biscuits...because, with me, it's always about the food!

I'm glad you're having fun while she's away - just not TOO much fun, if you know what I mean!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

am always looking for a biscut.. i mean a book to read :)

Jules said...

I would be remiss if I didn't include the lyrics to the classic Blues Brothers song...listen to it on Itunes:)
Rubber Biscuit lyrics

Bow bow bow...
(Um, do that again)
Bow bow bow...
Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a
sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you
had some meat...
Bow bow bow...
Ummm... the other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is the
kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your
mouth. If it don't bounce back, hee hee hee,... you go hungry!
Bow bow bow...
Umm, umm, umm... the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-
to-meetin' bun...
Bow bow bow...
Hee hee hee hee... What da ya want for nothing? ... a rrrrrrrrubber biscuit?
Bow bow oooh ooh oooh oooooooo-waaaaaaaah...

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Dora, you sweet little biscuit eater you!
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Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food said...

When I first read "biscuit" all I could think of was those baked, buttery biscuits that I favor with my McDonalds Bacon Egg & Cheese sandwich. But then I figured you probably meant DOG BISCUIT because, well, you're a dog, Dora. Sorry 'bout that.

Grandmother said...

Just so you know, Dora, biscuit in Italian is biscotti. If you're lucky, she'll think to bring you some!

T said...

Well, any self preserving southern gal would immediately think of biscuit(s) and gravy. And for good measure, I'll throw in grits!

big hair envy said...

Dora, you are so cute, I could just sop you up with a biscuit;)

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

If I had a pair of hot biscuits like the chick on the cover with the yellow dress, I wouldn't need this book. Sadly, I now have middle-aged biscottis, and need all the help I can get. To be, you know, classy.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Biscuits with sausage gravy, biscuits and chipped beef gravy or chicken biscuits are the only breakfast foods fit to eat.

Around here they even have pork chop biscuits, but I prefer the chicken ones.

Ellen said...

Joey says: There's always room for another biscuit.

Debbie said...

Dora, if you ever get down this way with your Mama...

We might take you to visit this place!

http://www.adamsfolly.com/

Adam's Folly Bed & Biscuit!!

Love you little sweetie ♥