Monday, July 12, 2010

Seat Belts Fastened?

Aquarius Daily Horoscope for July 12, 2010

You're feeling a little too settled in your thinking today -- that is often a danger sign for you! Still, you might want to roll with it for a while, as the ensuing cataclysm could have delightful consequences!

Only an Aquarius can have the words "ensuing cataclysm" and "delightful consequences" in the same sentence. Blisters beware.

9 comments:

Matty said...

Sounds like an oxymoron if I ever saw one.

Karen Deborah said...

who writes this stuff? oxymoron or just plain moron?
I think I need to apply for the job. I can make up stuff too.

"Today you should clean out your closet but beware of lurkin spiders...or you may run into an old friend next weekend but beware of a killer goose."

see?

Daryl said...

And with TWO Aquarians in the car!!

Keetha said...

Ensuing! Cataclysm! Wow. Sounds like big things ahead.

Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food said...

Uh oh!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

She'll be comin' 'round the mountain!
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LL Cool Joe said...

I'm aquarius and I never ever feel settled in my thinking.

What the hell is cataclysm? Sounds like I put the cat in the washing machine!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

This is the very definition of hijinx, the theme for this year's festivities.

Debbie said...

I read this early, but it didn't apply until I read it again!! Cataclysm...ummm...could be!

I left here and went to check out Blisters and forgot to comment!! Brain not in gear....