Monday, July 12, 2010

Seat Belts Fastened?

Aquarius Daily Horoscope for July 12, 2010

You're feeling a little too settled in your thinking today -- that is often a danger sign for you! Still, you might want to roll with it for a while, as the ensuing cataclysm could have delightful consequences!

Only an Aquarius can have the words "ensuing cataclysm" and "delightful consequences" in the same sentence. Blisters beware.

9 comments:

Matty said...

Sounds like an oxymoron if I ever saw one.

Karen Deborah said...

who writes this stuff? oxymoron or just plain moron?
I think I need to apply for the job. I can make up stuff too.

"Today you should clean out your closet but beware of lurkin spiders...or you may run into an old friend next weekend but beware of a killer goose."

see?

Daryl said...

And with TWO Aquarians in the car!!

Keetha said...

Ensuing! Cataclysm! Wow. Sounds like big things ahead.

Meg McCormick said...

Uh oh!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

She'll be comin' 'round the mountain!
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LL Cool Joe said...

I'm aquarius and I never ever feel settled in my thinking.

What the hell is cataclysm? Sounds like I put the cat in the washing machine!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

This is the very definition of hijinx, the theme for this year's festivities.

Debbie said...

I read this early, but it didn't apply until I read it again!! Cataclysm...ummm...could be!

I left here and went to check out Blisters and forgot to comment!! Brain not in gear....