Friday, July 16, 2010

More Poop from Dora

My mother continues to act like a moronic college student on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay visit with her blisters at blogfest. So I thought I'd give you a little more poop from where I see things. Today, we will delve into a wee bit more of what makes me tick:
  • First of all, we have the actual poop. I poop in the park. It's what I do. There are rules there. The poop has to be picked up by the accompanying human. Sometimes I like to put a poop in the very tall, tick-infested grass. My humans have a hard time finding it to pick it up in my nice purple poop bag. I am highly amused by this whole thing. Oh, and sorry for the poor quality of the poop-bags picture. It's the whole no-opposable-thumb thing I've got going. Oh, and when we get back home? All they talk about is whether or not I pooped. The whole thing is just so tiresome. Seriously. I wish they'd just go back to obsessing about the weather.

  • WTF??? I do not even think so. They can just think again if I'm getting in that stupid van for a bath. Ain't no way in H-E-Double-Toothpicks. Uh unh.
When I found this picture on my mother's computer, I just about packed up my toys and headed for the door. But, who am I kidding? I am so in charge here it isn't even funny. Suckers.
  • And here, we have me practicing my aloof-ness. The cat taught me. Good, right?

13 comments:

Matty said...

Don't you know that everyone loves hearing all the "poop" that's going on. And I love hearing about it in the third person....er.....third dog.

Nurse Nancy said...

Dora - You are doing a fabulous job filling in for your Mom. Thanks for keeping us entertained. :)

TSannie said...

I don't even know if your mama is missing you, she's having so much fun here at blogfest!

Debbie said...

I just may have to come dog nap you sweetie. I would NEVER put you in a van. You could ride in the back of my truck (chained of course) and have the breeze cool your adorable face and you can smile that sweet smile OR practice your aloofness!

Grandmother said...

Dear Dora, The purple poop bags are such a fashion forward statement and nice!

Nancy said...

LOL! Ahh, the ubiquitous poop bags!

suz Broughton said...

Humans. They're the worst.

yogurt said...

A-Dora-Ble!

kim-d said...

You are such a smart girl to show your "best side" of your profile while practicing the aloofness. And also pooping in the tall, tick-infested weeds. Double GAH to mommy! :)

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...
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Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Dora, next year you come to blogfest! They had room for those stinky little kids! I'll sneak you in! And take you to the White Dog!
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Sassy said...

Dora.............you are top dog fo sho!

Daryl said...

Those are the prettiest poop bag I ever did see