On the beach? Those shoes? What ever happened to thigh-high acrylic boots?
But the huge ankle tattoo pulls it all together...
The hats not to bad except for the color. Her head will be on fire shortly from the heat and the black hat. Eventually it will melt the acrylic shoes.
I'm with Winetipper, the tat just makes the whole picture!A little more support in the bust woul help show off that non existant tummy!!!
wow. really. Winetipper's nailed it.
Keep the hat, ditch the shoes. Have the tat redone with little wine glasses!So... meet you on the beach at noon?
If you start at the top with the hat, which is tres chic and provides excellent protection so your painted on/faux tan stays nice and even .. looking down .. well it all goes south around her saggy tush.. declining further at the ankle (is that a barcode?) and culminating with the most beach appropriate shoes I am sure she could find at Payless ... THIS is why summer needs to end.... :-Daryl
harump...at least she has a nice tan...
Who is that? Paris STILton? I'm so glad summer is over. My eyes can't take any more visual abuse at the lake.
Wow... I'm speechless. Maybe the shoes will come in handy when you go into the public bathroom and don't want to touch the yucky floor...xoxo,Mary
What? You don't wear your acrylic heels when you go to the beach?
I would LOVE to see her do a face plant--JUST ONCE! I saw this on TMZ...(Throat clear) I mean on the news and thought, geesh, who has the time for all the work involved in those heels?
How DO you find these pictures and things??? I guess if I had a butt or rather NO butt like her I would wear a suit like that to the beach. And IF I looked like that, I would not care what shoes I wore. It is just a sin to look like that, and I hate sinning!!!!wink wink =) (one sin I won't be committing!)
Actually, she has a very little butt. Look at it. Her butt looks like my husband's butt. Flat...as for the hat, she doesn't want to look as though she has spent 1000 hours baking her skin. Need more coffee now....:)
That butt is just...well, it's just WRONG. At first glance, this person seems to be buttless. But, then, upon closer examination, you realize she's got the dreaded hanging butt. It doesn't make any difference how skinny a person is, if something hangs it looks...just wrong. Good try with the heels, though. Right. :)
going to get a chair and watch you as you attempt to walk in sand with those shoes..sorry, I am laughing at you but I can say your H-a-w-t tattoo and all lmao
WHy isn't she sinking in the sand with those heels???? Oh yeah, cuz, she weighs like ten pounds.
she needs some plastic surgery on her butt.
YEP...her butt is a tad bit saggy...I wish that was my only problem with my butt...sigh...the heels...goodie heck...seriously...come on! I agree they will probablly keep you safe in the public bathroom...rising high above the cooties...but who wears them in the sand...I can barely drag my bare feet through sand...I need another diet coke!
WARNING WARNING WARNINGDO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT ENLARGEN THE PHOTO!!!!!!!THIS IS NOT A TEST.Bear((( )))
Don't you need a whip if you're going to wear those shoes? Isn't that a requirement? Oh and I'd leave the diamond wedding rings at home, since you never know when you might run into someone worth trading up to, right?Oh and thanks to Bear Naked. You know I HAD to click on the picture after that warning not to, lol.
The shoes don't make her but look big at allHoweverthey do make her look like a stripper on holiday!!!
I'm thinking you look pretty good for your age. ;)
It's the shoes that are the problem. Are those freakin' lucite?Where's the pole?
I am just speechless......It's all been said!
You are a hoot! An absolute hoot. I don't care if I just found your blog---you have an open invitation to my house for drinks! (And I'm sooo subscribing to your feed. Thanks for the giggles.)
I love winetippers comment! Too funny.
That tattoo DOES rather look like a barcode...LaLa - you really must stop losing all that weight!
OK, I have to say that I am a little bit resentful and bitter and angry and wanting a machine gun right now. But if I overlook all that and rise above it all, I have this to say:She probably has the I.Q. of a small kitchen appliance and the voice of Alvin, as in the Chipmunk.Good thing I can rise above it and all.
Yeah, it does make her look fat, I thinkong a different color suit?
The hat is fine. The shoes are not. The ass is saggy. This makes me very happy.
I pray I will one day look this saggy. I miss you too hon! I'm trying to get better at this damn work and life thing. I like the job, but miss my buddies!!
i think her butt makes her *shoes* look big. are you sure that's a hat? looks more like a football stadium. how many people are *seated* on her head?
Butts are such a hard thing to control. Mine keeps getting wider. I bought a new swim suit the other day. It's clear that I need a gel filled top for the suit. But I would hate for one to fall out in the pool and have some kid eat it or toss it around like a hackey sack.
...What butt? ;o)...Blessings...
I think those shoes make her butt look ridiculous!
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