I made the mistake of calling my children from bridge last night.
Me: Hi Augie, how was SAT class?
Me: Are you okay, you sound upset?
Augie: No, I'm fine, I hafta go.
Me: Is Bird nearby?
Me: Hi Bird, how was SAT class?
Bird: Good, I have to go study. Bye
Me: Wait, wait--did you learn anything?
Bird: Of course, why would I even go? Hmph.
Ever been stuck in a manhole?
9 hours ago