It's Not Going to be Easy

I am having a very hard time limiting my caloric intake this year, and we're only 5 days into the sucker. In my defense, if the first thing you see when you sit down at your computer is this, how the hell are egg whites going to compete?

Go ahead, try not to salivate over that! I triple dog dare you. Maybe if I jog to the store to get some more cream of tartar it will be a net/net. Thoughts?

UPDATE: The new garage door motors are installed; the installers survived the ordeal, and I am in love with those new motors...so very quiet. It is a sad state of affairs that what gets me going these days is garage door motors, but so be it.