Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Tar Balls?

Oopf.
I think maybe silicone balls...
Corrupting little boys for more than ten years now.
Have mercy.
And she won't get tan lines with those pole dancing shoes, either.
I wonder how many pairs of those things she has.
And does she line them all up neatly in her closet?
If you need me today, I'll be here--
Thinking these really deep thoughts.
What are you doing?

Pictures of Shauna and friends from here

22 comments:

Ellen said...

So glad that the sweet little boy wasn't photographed from the front!

Tammy said...

Ellen - Hahahahaha!!

Today I have an interview, actually I have two. Really wish a job would come from one of these!

Daryl said...

I think she had them surgically attached to her feet to help her balance the medicine balls she had for boobs ...

Nurse Nancy said...

Perhaps a new use for the tar?

TSannie said...

Boobs like that are SO attractive.

Ellen said it all!

April Mechelle said...

Boys will be boys... LOL even at 10 years old and 60 years old. Loved your post !!!

Country Girl said...

Goofing off at work.

Hilarious, Ellen!!

Mental P Mama said...

LOL @ Ellen-- As I said in a response to her: Spoken like a true mother of a boy!

Flea said...

Merciful heavens! Those look really painful.

Ellen, that's hilarious!

phd in yogurtry said...

The boobs are one thing. Those shoes on the beach? A new height of ridiculousness. I mean, really, I'd like to see her walk in the sand in those Luke Skywalkers.

Deb said...

Your humor always is out there!!! Love it!

Keetha said...

What, you mean you don't wear your shoes like that to the beach?

:-)

big hair envy said...

LMBO @ Ellen! Today? I'm at work sipping Diet Mt. Dew and paying bills. I know, it's a glamorous life, but SOMEONE has to lead it;)

Caution Flag said...

I mopped the floor and left the dirty water out so my family will believe I did something of value today.

Ellen deserves a prize of some sort for that comment!

Lisa said...

enjoying the thunderstorm, waiting to see if we get any more tornadoes today, playing on the computer when it is not lightening, and hoping my kitchen gets done in the next two weeks. (not likely, but if a girl doesn't have hope what DOES she have????)
Oh yes, and doing laundry! My day as a retired cop! (love it!)

Life with Kaishon said...

That is EXACTLY how I look when I go to the beach too : )
I am glad I can take a gander at how gorgeous I am in my pole dancing shoes : ).

Fab.u.less!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I'm goofing off at work too!
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Nancy said...

Those things look like they would hurt.

Snooty Primadona said...

Does that woman not own a pair of kicky little flats? Gah! She's going to have a miserable old age if she doesn't break her neck on those things first...

;-)

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

They hurt my brain.

Dare I ask how they lie so that they can get a tan on their backside? Do they ever sleep on their stomachs? Do they even have stomachs or have they been removed, remodeled and replaced?

Suz Broughton said...

That poor kid. COrrupted for life.

Sassy said...

Ellen cracks me up........I only wish for a little bit of that.....just a little....that much looks kinda painful but laying on my side trying to find some cleavage is painful as well.....at least to my ego....