Thursday, September 24, 2009

Sibling Rivalry?

So...I'm sitting around playing with the split ends in my ponytail minding my own business when my baby brother calls. Or maybe I called him. I think I called him an idiot. Who can remember this stuff?
Idiot:
He has a new ride....
A new ride with no top.
Prune:
A ride with AIR CONDITIONED SEATS!
AIR CONDITIONED SEATS!!
ARE YOU LISTENING?
I felt all fancy and stuff.
And then?
He took me home.

I took a nap.
Me and my cool buttocks took a nap.
Happy Friday everybody.
May you have an air conditioned seat everywhere you go this weekend.

34 comments:

Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life said...

I wish I had cool buttocks.

Hilary said...

I never knew what I was missing. I could have had a cool butt. Oh wait.. we get winter.

Decadent Housewife said...

Cool Buns.

imbeingheldhostage said...

OMGosh, MPM-- I have a Paul Frank iphone case too!

Wait, what were you saying about being cool, that makes me cool, doesn't it?

jojo said...

I wish I had a cool brother like that...oh, and a cool butt...

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Those air conditioned seats could come in very handy, especially after a trip to a Mexican restaurant. For example.

T said...

A cool tush......COOL!

Gin said...

I've got to trade with your brother. I've got heated seats in Florida. Why do they even ship cars to Florida with heated seats? Air conditioned seats are much more practical!

TSannie said...

Where's the pic of the OUTside of that cooooool ride????

Nurse Nancy said...

What kind of car is it? You look great in the passenger seat!

Living on the Spit said...

It's probably to counteract all the boys saying what a hawt piece of "a**" you are! Sorry...Phil said it, not me.

Love you...have a great weekend.

Mary said...

Wow, do you think cool buttocks might be a way to lose weight? Maybe if they get cold enough, they will start to burn fat?

I must investigate this further.

:)

diane said...

What a sweet ride! I liked driving yours though!

I love your prune face!

Trisha said...

Ooooh - fancy! Not everyone has a car that chills the buttocks.

Daryl said...

Oh cool .. snicker

Deb said...

Did you take Curious George along for the ride?

I need this device in my bed when those nasty hot flashes hit me!

Caution Flag said...

It's certainly not a Chrysler product, that's for sure. We could have used his seats here this week. We'll need them again next July. It's going to be a long winter...

LL Cool Joe said...

We don't have air conditioned seats in our car, we do have heated ones though. Nothing like getting a warm butt in the cold weather. It feels a bit like peeing in your pants! :D

Keetha said...

I never there were air conditioned seats! My buttocks feel quite warm all of a sudden.

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

What I can see..it looks fabulous!!
LOL ...had not heard of the air conditioned seats...we are going to need the heated seats here before too much longer! YUCGH!

Joanie said...

Oh, my....what a ride! Cool butt, huh? Interesting....

Starwoodgal said...

Oh my Gah! Too cool. Did you do your very best impression of Grace Kelly with a wind blown scarf and glam sunglasses?

All I can say is - the person who invented that A/C in the seat better start working on a mattress and a bra (yes! an A/C bra would be really sweet.) I may explode or implode on the next hot flash. Gah!

imom said...

That's so cool!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

The drive to the Oyster Festival should cure those cool cheeks!
Cant wait!
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phd in yogurtry said...

Where was he all summer when I needed his AC-seats?

Delores said...

You two look very cool in your convertible!

Life with Kaishon said...

Air conditioned seats! Man! I need my but to be cooler : ) Now let me just ask Gary if I can have eleventy eleventy thousand dollars for a new car. I am sure he will say yes : )

Grandma J said...

So I guess we can refer to you as a hot mamma anymore?

Suz Broughton said...

I love fancy stuff and junk like that.

Country Girl said...

It's like a party in your pants.

No wait. That's heated seats.

Debbie said...

I was amazed at the Start/Stop button. You gotta be joshin me?

I had another word typed...

Pouty Lips said...

I hope he didn't buy one of those new fangled tin convertible tops. I'm a canvass girl myself. You look great in it!!!

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Too funny!

bernthis said...

what kind of car is that? How "cool" okay, bad pun