Tuesday, September 8, 2009

My Canadian Horoscope

It took me a good thirty minutes to find a horoscope I like for today. And I finally found this one. Since I live in Connecticut, which is fairly close to Canada, I decided this is legit. It's not like I went to an Australian site. But I just have one question: What the heck is "ork think"? I can manage "play mode" just fine. Thank you very much.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

You are way overdue for some fun. You have been working too hard lately, and your body is screaming "Slow down!" at you. That may manifest in the form of a cold, some aches and pains, or strange coincidences that push you out of ""ork think" into "play mode".

Character Traits of the
Astrological Sun Sign Aquarius

Aquarius is one of the more eccentric, flexible, unusual, and avant-garde signs. Aquarius Oprah Winfrey typifies this Sun Sign, intelligent, philosophical, communicative and open-minded, she is known for her pursuit of group efforts, philanthropy, charitable efforts and love of books and reading. Aquarius natives may be perceived as odd, unusual or eccentric by others (think of Aquarians ZsaZsa Gabor and Yoko Ono). Occasionally Aquarians are perceived as "aloof" as well. That is "perceived" because Aquarians are never quite what they appear to be to others. The traditional symbol of Aquarius is "The Water Bearer", and while the sign is ruled by thoughtful air, there is a secret emotional or watery side that they like to keep hidden from public view. They are not usually emotionally sensitive, but their ability to see truth and act on it often makes them take action to help others. Aquarius may express their emotions in intellectual terms, but are often self-sacrificing humanitarians, philanthropists, constantly searching for the ideal and for truth and vision. It is important for Aquarians to develop self-love, and the personal application of spiritual practices to their daily lives.

get your Canadian horoscope here!

This might become a favorite spot for me. What does your Canadian horoscope say?

21 comments:

winetipper said...

They meant to type 'work think.' But I do like the ork thing...

Caution Flag said...

Wonderful! I am evidently going to help someone ELSE with his health problems. And that is precisely why I just told Checkered as of this minute, he is on Weight Watchers. Bless you, Mama, for sending me to Canada. P.S. It said NOTHING about me needing to change anything. I'm happier now than I've been for 15 mins.

phd in yogurtry said...

I don't know about ork think, but I need to find a horoscope that says I will suddenly be struck with work think, the determination and drive to tackle work piles that await me.

Deb said...

I'm afraid to read what your other horoscopes said!

Run footloose and fancy free through the green grass of life with your bare feet! Oh gah, that sounds so corny!

Living on the Spit said...

To me it says that you are coming to Oyster Fest, right?

Mine says, "You may find that your family is a little challenging right now. You could be forgiven for wanting to find some liquid escape, but that kind of refreshment could come back to haunt you tomorrow. Expect the unexpected, and keep your sense of humor handy."

My interpretation: drink some wine tonight, just not the whole bottle!!

Flea said...

That's pretty funny. At a time when everyone's kids are back in school and germs are flying, it tells you you might have a cold. Genius. :) If you don't already have a cold, I know where to find a doozy of one. I'll bottle up some of my germs and send them your way.

The Incredible Woody said...

Na-nu! Na-nu!

♥~♥ Nine Acres ♥~♥ said...

Mork from Ork. You need to stop veging and watching the old reruns ;0)

Keetha said...

WORK think. That makes so much more sense.

My horoscope is the same as yours. I love it when it tells me I'm overdue for some fun. :-)

Daryl said...

I think the printer forgot the W .. work think .. play think ..

Grandma J said...

Ork think is probably something like swimming with the dolphins. I have a whole lot of French Canadian DNA so I'm probably wrong lol

Nancy said...

Wow, I'm sending this to my daughter - it sounds exactly like her. (No wonder she has been my little enigma.)

Karen Deborah said...

Ork think? Well, the only orks I know about come from The Lord of the Rings and they are always on the warpath. I think they have very bad breath.

Mango Girl said...

Nice to know I am not the only one who peruses the horoscopes until finding just the right one.

Clever little minxes!

Erin said...

it's so nice to come by and read our horoscope...
i am off to lancaster county pa friday...wanna join in the fun?

Snooty Primadona said...

I like the way you think. Just keep searching horoscopes until you find the one you like. What a hoot!

imom said...

I'm always up for some fun!!

Country Girl said...

I thought it was from Mork & Mindy, you know 'ork think' like crazy Robin Williams stuff? But that is so not you.

I found out that I love to travel. And that I hate being tied down and love my freedom. Most of this is true.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Ork think is what happens when you deprive yourself of wine.

Camellia said...

I can't look up my horoscope. My mind is too orked.

Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life said...

That's what orks do. They think. And then they disregard whatever they thought and make war.