Monday, September 14, 2009

Mental Overload?

Today's Aquarius Horoscope:
Sep 14, 2009

Expect to exchange a lot of phone calls and e-mails from friends today, dear Aquarius. Communications with others are at the top of your priorities. You have a lot of news to deliver, and you'll receive a lot in return. Much of what you hear could be useful in whatever enterprises with which you're involved now. The only downside is mental overload. You may feel as if your brain has spent the day running laps around the football field. Otherwise, enjoy!


The only news I have to deliver is that I had a dream last night that I was Oprah Winfrey's BFF. And now that I think of it, I do have mental overload. What's your horoscope today? C'mon and tell me. I am supposed to get lots of news.

23 comments:

Camellia said...

My horoscope should read go clean that junk room out right now. Talk about mental overload. I might need to rest before I start.

Marsha said...

Mine says:

You think that things are going from bad to worse. Face reality and review the situation. Find out where are you heading and look for options. This may be a chance to improve your position. There will be some that will question your decision and capacity. Have complete confidence in yourself and your decision.

I interpret this to mean that my boss will go on one of her infamous tirades today, so I should probably get "sick" and go home while it's still safe.

Caution Flag said...

I am going to have an easy time tuning into the thoughts of others - especially men. Should make for some interesting classtime today. Beware, male students, I know all!

Deb said...

Mine says...

Taurus - September 14, 2009

Your relationships with just about everyone - friends, lovers, children, colleagues and even strangers - should be smooth, warm, and supportive today, dear Taurus. Feelings are easily expressed, though more on a subtle than a verbal level. New business opportunities may open up through contact with new and interesting people. Social events and group activities should therefore contribute more to your personal growth and emotional well being than they usually do. Make the most of them!

Yes, I am subtle when expressing my opinions. I'm clearing my social calendar for those activities.

Mango Girl said...

Mine is the same as Deb's...can't wait to see how the day pans out.

Living on the Spit said...

I have a head cold and feel rather yucky today. I am fighting it though...nothing can get me down..nothing.

Grandma J said...

Mine says I will have heavy phone communications with Oprah.

Ok, it didn't specifically say Oprah, but it probably meant to.

Daryl said...

THAT is my horoscope ... I am hoping its lots of hits on my monochrome shot that elicits lots of emails/comments but if not that, then I have no idea what it means ...

Maybe if we blow our noses it will clear out all the overload?

Keetha said...

I love the jaunty, "Otherwise, enjoy!" at the end of the horoscope.

I'm trying to think if I have any news I need to share that I can email you about. Just doing my part. :-)

Nancy said...

"That which can be destroyed by the truth should be" - not sure exactly what big lie I should be hunting down, but there you have it. I'll keep my eye out!

kim-d said...

Here's mine:

The prospect of future business opportunities could have you spending a lot of time on the phone today in discussion with friends or acquaintances who might have information which you need, dear Virgo. Perhaps someone you know has been very successful at an activity he thinks might interest you. All should go very well - but you'll definitely want to be thoroughly informed. You're doing the right thing by securing the facts before plunging on ahead.

Of course, it tells me to work. My horoscope ALWAYS tells me to work harder or something like that.

No regard whatsoever for the fact that I, too, might be experiencing mental overload. How rude.

Plus, you're too nice to be Oprah's BFF; in my opinion, that woman has been pretty snarky for quite some time now. I, however, am nice enough to be your BFF. Too bad I'm too busy working to have a BFF; good thing for you that you're all set for IRL BFFs! :)

Starwoodgal said...

Mine is:
Good news from a distant state or foreign country could make your day, dear Cancer. You could well spend the rest of the day basking in the glow of what you've heard. However, this isn't going to affect your relations with others or your work on whatever projects you're involved with right now. This is a good day to get out in the sunshine. Take a walk or a drive in the country! Enjoy your day.

Hmmm? I wonder about that walk. It is pouring rain outside today.

LL Cool Joe said...

No exciting news here because I'm Aquarius too!I must admit I did wake up with about double the amount of Emails I normally do. Most of them asking me if want a bigger...yeah, whatever.

Flea said...

I don't read my horoscope, but my news is that I'm feeling better.

noble pig said...

Did she give you a new purse yet?

Country Girl said...

I was supposed to have had some intensive discussions today and a lot of intriguing exchanges of information. I don't recall any of that happening.
I am feeling particularly enthusiastic about life at the moment, so that part is right.
But I don't think I should share my dreams with my guests as my horoscope suggests. Two nights ago I dreamed that my boss, the head of our school, had decided to become a hillbilly and she and her husband and 27 year old son were selling pot out of their mountain home. I had to shake myself awake only to fall back asleep and dream that one of our female teachers took off all her clothes and proceeded to hang Christmas lights in her classroom. In front of the children! She did have a rockin' bod, however . . . Crazy shit.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

How are you supposed to enjoy yourself when you've been doing laps around a football field?

phd in yogurtry said...

Lots of emails with friends? I can handle. Lots of phone calls? Not so much. My ears work overtime during my day job.

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

Here's some news - according to your horoscope site, my Chinese sign is an ox. An OX. So NOT lucite-worthy.

Not crazy about the body type, but loving the leather! (I think Christian Sirriano was all about the ox leather at Fashion Week this year.
Fierce!)

littletoesandcheerios said...

I always read my for fun.
Here it is: Leo
You can stand up to almost anyone today -- it's easy! You should see if you can get your boss or cranky neighbor to chill out, if only by showing them that you can take the heat as long as they can dish it.

Guess my boss would be my daugher, now that I am a SAHM!

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lesley said...

Hi, I saw you on D/lyn's page so I thought i'd pop over...your blog made me smile...I'm sitting here...freezing..heating's packed up & I've no hot water...our son said his friend would fix it last week...ok no probs we are still waiting...what does my horoscope say?

Saving money always sounds like a good idea, but it is seldom any fun.

lol

imom said...

Apparently I'm going to have an engery boost at the end of the day, but I'm not supposed to do to much or I'll crash and burn!

Slow and steady wins the race!