Come and listen to a story about a duck named Ned
A green headed mallard with big ideas in his head,
Then one day he's floating without a care,
And right through the pond came the Missus on a tear.
Hormonal she was, to a tee.
Well the first thing you know ol' Ned's a swimming fiend,
Kinfolk said Ned, she needs a new scene
Said Mental P's the place you really ought to be
So they loaded up with eggs and moved to Mental P's.
Mama's that is.
Swimming pool, and the dawg don't care.
The Mental P Mallards!
Dawg don't care.
Nope, not at all.
She doesn't want these prizes in the pool.