Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Mama's Musings


How much weight can you subtract when you weigh yourself right out of the shower?  I mean, like, how much does chin-length wet hair weigh?

Exercising is dangerous.  Have you ever cut a finger on that plastic thingy on a shoelace?  Sucker hurts. Does that plastic thingy have a real name?

Do cars not come with blinkers any more? Gah.

Has anyone heard anything about this Tylenol PM for Menopause?

I'm not kidding.  How did we survive without it?

Would someone please explain Dennis Rodman to me?  I just don't get it.


24 comments:

Bear Naked said...

The tip of a shoelace is called an aglet.
http://www.answers.com/aglet&r=67

Laura ~Peach~ said...

there is not an explanation for DR he is just ... out there .

Debbie in NC said...

You made me laugh! How cool is that? Do you know how much I need that? And YES, I'll put coffee on and YOU can decide which clothes I haven't worn in like the past decade and can give to Goodwill!

Love ya!

I would subtract at least a pound for wet hair!

Meg said...

OTFLMBO! Thanks for starting my Tuesday out with a smile! YES, Vegas....oh, the possibilities...especially with you there!

Jules said...

Oh crap...where are my Depends

TSannie said...

Dennis Rodman gives an entirely new meaning to the use of makeup and hair happenings. And it's not a good thing.

Happy aglets to you!

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

Dennis is unique in his own way, my husband is taking a psychology course and on one of his papers he put D.R. has a behavorial disorder and his professor put on the paper quote: in order for this to be true he would have to be diagnosed as such.unquote
A Picture says a thousand words aye?

Treasia said...

Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Love this list of things to ponder.

Who knew shoelaces could be dangerous?

Hallie :)

Krysta said...

It's only 7 am and I already learned something for today. The tip of the shoelace is an aglet. DR is just one strange guy and no cars are not made with blinkers anymore. The car companies decided to stop because, well, no one used them anymore and the insurance companies want to jack up your premiums, to make more money. No, that's not right, people are just lazy.

Christine said...

Ack! You scared me with that DR photo!! Now I'll have nightmares tonight!! :-o

Flea said...

Dude! I SO did not need to see that last picture! Burgh Mom needs to send some of her wicked doll pics your way just for that. Ew.

And is the really a Tylenol PM designed specifically for menopause?

Asthmagirl said...

At least he's not wearing his wedding gown ensemble in that picture. I still have nightmares!

I'm certain my hair weighs at least 8 pounds. I'm sure you could find research that indicates yours weighs more than that!

WORKING MOM said...

Just take the Tylenol PM. Trust me. Exercise, you mean you have to wear athletic shoes for that? Are you kidding me?

Don Mills Diva said...

Dennis Rodman was amusing for about 5 minutes, several years ago...

noble pig said...

Oh the hair...at least 50 lbs, 47 minimum.

Dennis...just beyond lame and weird and obviously attention starved as a child.

Ann from Montana said...

Haven't hear about Tylenol PM for menopause... I like Advil PM but it does NOT keep me asleep through the whole hot flash/night sweat scenario... between that and losing my close vision...

But, in spite of the aggravation - counting my blessings! I do have all my appendages, etc... perspective.

Mary said...

I don't know about your hair, but I'm thinking mine weighs at least 35lbs.
As far as the blinkers go, I've heard that the cars in Florida have blinkers that are on all the time -- it's called an "eventual left/right."
xoxo,
Mary

MamaGeek said...

Dennis Rodman AIN'T RIGHT. Never was, never will be. :)

This was 32 flavors of funny!!

Magpie said...

Dennis Rodman is too much.

And I could have told you it was an aglet, but someone else did. It's a good crossword puzzle word.

Snooty Primadona said...

An aglet. Hmmm... who knew besides bear naked? Kind of like toe jam being called smegma, lol.

I thought DR was interestingly eccentriconce upon a youthful time but that must have been a thousand years ago... at the very least. His new drag queen look really lacks that certain something. Fill in the blank. It seems the paparazzi will stop at no good measure of taste.

Egghead said...

I am going to get myself summa that Tyleno PM. I was just snagging at my husband about the quilt on, quilt off thing at night. Rodman? Gawd.

David said...

Why don't they call it Tylenol PMS?
When is Starbucks going to change name to "Fourbucks"?
Biscotti? : It means twice baked in Italian . Why would I buy a piece of cake that is "twice baked"? I can overcook at home, you want $4 Fourbucks for that thing?
Why does Tall mean small?
Grande is French for you "paid too much for this medium suka"?

Joanie said...

ok, i haven't seen the sleep remedy. does it work? i need some.

NOW.