Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Fun With Fred and Bessie

We're gonna party 'til the cows come home.
Fred gives Bessie pre-party instructions pep-talk.
See how well she listens.
Just like Annie, Jules and I listen to our bulls husbands.
Bessie likes hanging with her girls.
Her chardonnay peeps.
Her new BFF's.
Her soul sistahs.
Her...
Whoops.
Go Bessie.  Go Bessie. Go Bessie.
Fred is not amoooosed.
They make a quiet departure.
Their Mama Flea taught them some nice manners.
Bessie didn't even sass him.
You know, you sure can learn a lot from a cow.
Almost as much as your kids.

25 comments:

Jules said...

You should have changed the title of the book to The Power of Cow;)
I'm just sayin'

Laura ~Peach~ said...

oh goodness...these cows are just way tooo much LOL their travels are hysterical.

TSannie said...

My morning amoosment!

Meg said...

ONFLMBO! You are so funny...I can't wait to meet you in person!

WORKING MOM said...

Very entertaining, 'cept, she should have given him a little sass.

Krysta said...

I wanted to see Bessie drink a little more...

Treasia said...

Bessie looked a little sloshed to me.

winetipper said...

MPM, I don't know what you've been drinking, but I think I'd like to have some ;^)

Mental P Mama said...

Cheers! Happy Birthday Winetipper!

Flea said...

Bessie never could hold her likker. :)

Ash said...

I think the cows have been in the Chardonnay? Tooo funny! Glad you got out of your funk, I think we should each have a tiara. And we each should have a cocktail corner! Yeah, cocktails and tiara's!! Thanks for making me laugh this morning!

Daryl said...

I am so amoosed ... when, notice I didnt say 'if', when you come visit you must bring them with you .. I am imagining all the clever and amoosing photos here ..

:-Daryl

Asthmagirl said...

Was Bessie staggering in the last shot? I think Fred should have steadied her a little bit more... or loosened up and had a little tipple himself!

Kareer Woman said...

LOL - you crack me up, very entertaining!

noble pig said...

Oh my! Glad they came out of it well! Gootta love those moo-moo-butts!

Leighanne said...

I want to be Bessie. This puts a whole new meaning on the term cow tipping.

Egghead said...

My dad always told me as a kid that milk was called cow juice. Now I understand. It turns out that it was most likely a hidden code word for booze. You crack me up.

Magpie said...

are those cows the same ones that were cavorting in the cherries?

Bear Naked said...

Bessie is my kind of woman.
She is VERY amoosing.
He-He I crack myself up sometimes.

holly said...

i really really really liked this. niiiiicely done.

i have a pooping cow. bought it the other day cuz i thought it would make a funny post. it's supposed to poop cola pellets. it doesn't poop.

i know. none of that made sense.

i liked your post. :)

foolery said...

If you shake Bessie really, really gently can you get foam for your latte?

If you shake Bessie a whole lot harder it's milk shake time.

AAP! I know, I know.

Snooty Primadona said...

hee hee hee hee hee....

That would be me... the one who fell in.

Debbie in NC said...

You rock with Fred and Bessie...the Amooooosed comment had me spitting coffee!!There is no way I could come up with all this ROFLMAO!!

dlyn said...

Cool post - glad to see they are still enjoying themselves at your place!

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