Friday, March 28, 2008

I'm Fixin' to Start...

...to get ready to do our taxes. Looks like another extension year. Are there any drugs out there to help this procrastination syndrome that has taken over my entire being?


I think I will invent some tax-meds to help me finish, and here are some names I think I might be trademarking:

  • Tax Refundiagra (wouldn't this be nice?)


  • Dependentrozac (I really need this one soon)


  • Write Offisone (asthmagirl nod)


  • Charity Deductionium AD (overfloweth...)

  • Deadlinepi (is there a cure?)


  • Interest Earnedopium (wishful thinking)


  • Capital Gainslax (ditto)
Any more ideas out there? As you can see, I am using my time ever so wisely...

Sigh*

UPDATE: Well, it's 4:30 here, and so far, I have cleaned my desk to a spit-shine. I have also whipped up a killer pot of rice 'n beans, and I downloaded a bunch of great new songs; the new Counting Crows is the best--FYI! I am also happy to announce that every single bath mat in this house is clean and fluffy. Taxes? Haven't even opened the folder. And cocktail hour is fast-approaching here on a very grey Friday...

9 comments:

Mary said...

My mind is a total blank this morning, but now I have that "Viva Viagra" song from the commercial stuck in it. Thanks a lot!
xoxo,
Mary

Flea said...

No drug ideas. Have a large java and more will come to you.

kacey said...

I'm all for making up drug names instead of dealing with taxes!

Asthmagirl said...

Isn't there a reciept-ilium for discovering reciepts for deductable items?

I have not finished mine yet either.

noble pig said...

Oh crap, that reminds me how much my accountant is going to kill me for throwing all my unorganized at him...dang.

Jill S. said...

Oh jeez, TAXES. In my deadline dimentia I nearly forgot I need to get on taxes. I loved your list.

Don Mills Diva said...

Oh God - I have to start to thinking about taxes soon too - I better start procrastinating now...

Snooty Primadona said...

Thank gawd the taxes are done by the left brained intelligent one in our family. That's not me.

How about: Extenxanax ?

Glad to hear you got so much done without ever opening the folder. Well done!

Mental P Mama said...

Extenxanax! I need a bottle, please!