Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Let's Discuss...

I stayed home from work yesterday with a bad cold. Not news. But lemme tell you the dreams I had-- compliments of some nice decongestants...

The first one was that I was seeing a therapist, played by Ellen Degeneres, and she fired me, her patient, when I couldn't powerwash her floors and put down carpeting for her.

The second one had me working my regular job at my non profit, but I also had to go install electric dog fences at our Board members' homes. One of them had Burmese Mountain Dogs. Mean ones.

Please tell me what this all means. Please?

23 comments:

Nurse Nancy said...

Not sure what these mean but I could use some of those decongestants right now... :)

Grandmother said...

Are you sharing these? When dreams are under the influence of drugs, I'm not sure they mean something personal to you. But, enjoy!

Grandma J said...

Sounds like you are about to declare that you're running for President.

Suzan said...

Haven't a clue. The other night I had two dreams. In the first I was sharing a beach cottage with Sandra Bullock and we spent all our time laying on the beach reading novels. In the second I was have a torrid affair with Donald Sutherland...DONALD! I still can't get over the shame of that one!!

Camellia said...

I say...you are all parts of your dream. Doesn't that sound so new ageish, which is old agish now? So...you are doing a lot, and then you are requiring yourself to do more than is necessary. Take some decongestants, take to your bed with books, and get back with me after your nap.

Trisha said...

So sorry to hear that you have a cold. My allergies mimic a cold so I am literally feeling your pain at the moment! Those dreams mean that decongestants are strong things!

deborah said...

Hmmm..since you have experience now installing electric dog fences, do you want to come help me install one today?

Diane said...

Those dreams mean that you long to do menial labor. And that you're tired of kicking my butt at words with friends.

Keetha said...

I'm quite disappointed in Ellen Degeneres. I always took her to be *nice*.

Like Grandmother said, if you hadn't been under the influence, I'd say it sounds like the powers that be are asking more of you than you think you can handle.

But I think these dreams are just the drugs talking.

Daryl said...

I'm with Nurse Nancy

Daryl said...

Its okay Diane, until this last game I was kicking her's!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I dont have a clue..I have the same cold and the same crazy dreams!
<><

TSannie said...

Wow! I want some of those pills!

The Incredible Woody said...

It means you need a vacation. Come for a visit!! Hope you feel better!!

Laura~peach~ said...

agrees with woody

Hilary said...

Feeling overworked, are you? :) I think you need to share.. the workload and the meds.

Kacey said...

LOL, I think it means you should stay off the cold meds!

Karen Deborah said...

it means you were taking some weird drugs that's what.

These Nine Acres said...

I don't know, but I do know that I had a dream last night about my son peeing so hard that it swooshed down into the bowl, created a whirlpool and splashed out onto the floor. And I woke up angry. LOL!

jojo said...

almost makes me want to catch a cold...almost!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I'm thinking you are feeling pressured to perform (stereo-)typical male responsibilities in addition to your usual duties. And of course it's impossible to be everything to everyone.

Or else it means that you need to send me some decongestants.

Now.

Paxie said...

This morning I am convinced bad dreams are pent up emotions that need to be expressed. Had extremely weird dreams last night!!!

So...I have no idea why you feel the need to clean, or maybe you are cleaning too much.

Electrical? Stay inside during storms for awhile LOL

Snooty Primadona said...

Are you sure you're not taking Chantix? LOL! I've been having weird dreams too but think it's from my new allergy meds. Still, it makes me wake up thinking WTF?