Thursday, October 21, 2010

This-n-That Thursday

Things I am blaming on hormones. Or lack thereof....
  • My third cowlick.
  • My enlarged ankles.
  • My flaking fingernails.
  • Everybody else's annoying habits.
  • My third buttock.
  • My daughter's inane observations on my life.
  • Her brother's lack of observations on my life.
  • My own rambling observations on my life.
  • My five deodorant sticks.
  • Wanderlust.
  • Moisturizer fixation.
  • Intolerance of bad table manners.
  • Earlobe wrinkles.
  • I know there's more, but I cannot remember.
Any others?


Diane said...

Flaky skin
Third chins
Dimpled shins

abb said...

That's my friend MPM...always thinkin'! Good this-n-that, as always.

Debbie said...

Relieved someone else has the earlobe wrinkles. It would be rude to stare at others ears.

Sagging flabby arms.

I'm still using castor oil and I'm loving it. On face every day. I can tell a difference.

I can't find a good fitting bra to fit my fat back.

Country Girl said...

Lack of desire for That Thang I used to live for.

Or perhaps I've said too much . . .

Unknown said...

For me...sleeping with a fan when it's 50 some degrees outside.

General grumpiness somedays...which need wine.

I am finding it hard to distinguish between what is hormone related, what is introvert related, and what is just my general bitchiness?

I will keep my head in the clouds and go with the last one.

Daryl said...

Those hairs that are plucked and re-grow faster than any other hair or skin on the body. Whats up with that?

Bad pennies.

Nancy said...

I have the moisturizer fixation. My current best friend is Ponds dry skin cream.

I really hate my flabby arms.

kim-d said...

You only have a third buttock? I have multi-tiered buttocks. SO many chin hairs...not even counting the moustache.Skin so crocodile-like that I don't think there is a moisturizer made that will help. But I can live with all this. It's the feeling irrelevant that really irks me.

Keetha said...

What about general listlessness and irritability? I haz them.

Ellen said...

For me, it's the greasier face and zits- isn't that something that could have been left behind when I left the 70"s???

Oh, and waking up at three am and not being able to go back to sleep. Until 8 am.

CG Kate - amen to that. And the anti-anxiety meds I take for panic attacks don't help either.

Daryl - chin hairs are the worst. Especially when they are as thick as 100 lb. test fishing line.

I Am Woody said...

So THAT'S what has happened with my hair!?!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

What Daryl said.

Nurse Nancy said...

The lowering of the center of gravity of my body and all the associated body tissue that goes with it!

Thanks for the laugh this afternoon!

Innkeeper Seely said...

Getting stuck in a yoga pose when it is only your third class and you don't know what you are doing - until it is too late

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Sing it, sister, sing it.

Please let us know what you discover on your trip to Moisturizing Fixation, because I'm on that search too but only in Dollar General.

judi/Gmj said...

yeah, what's with the cowlicks??

Rural Rambler said...

I have always had a gazillion cowlicks. But the crankiness for no good reason. Makes me all cranky that I'm cranky. And I wake up at 3 every dang night/morning and can't get back to sleep. I am up at 6. And heat. Heat is my enemy, I run from it. Makes me cranky.

Snooty Primadona said...

How about that extra set of tata's that hang out under the arms & on the back?