I haven't ever seen them, and even if I had, they would be on the bottom of my shopping list, and then, if I decided to buy some, I'm sure they wouldn't fit, and if, perchance, they did fit, I wouldn't wear them anyway!
I plan never to have anything like that on my body again. No more panty hose, or spanx. Bury me in my jeans and T-shirt!
My daughter is a size nothing and wears spanx under dresses or pants. However, I have not purchased any spanx because: 1) if I were able to squeeze into them, I'm afraid something would/could explode under pressure. 2) The friction/lycra combo on my thighs would probably cause me to self-combust.
I tried those, once. Not happy with the results, hence my new pilates obsession with the "on demand" t.v. 20 minutes a day and I already see a difference... Besides, I would rather run around nakey...I hate clothes ~ unless I had Paris Hilton's wardrobe budget. Since I don't, and the pilates has not done all it needs to yet, I stay clothed...it is best for all the world.
I am terified of what might happen heat-wise to me, but I am more terrified to see my chest getting closer to the ground each year. I wonder if Spanx is the answer?
Spandex is banned in Texas, which is one of the main reasons Grandma J moved here. Besides, spandex isn't environmentally friendly, and has a huge carbon footprint, causing the rise of oceans and demise of islands.
I wonder how many pairs I can wear at once...how many will it take to tuck and roll this fat bod into something my boyfriend will love even more than he does now...
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Gee, with spanx I could actually fit into a size 3 - not!
Bra-lallujah for Spanx! That is hilarious!
Isn't the Spanx on the list of endangered species?
Or is it a channel on satellite TV - you know down there near the Pay Per Views...
Spanx are one of God's greatest gift's I do believe.
I haven't ever seen them, and even if I had, they would be on the bottom of my shopping list, and then, if I decided to buy some, I'm sure they wouldn't fit, and if, perchance, they did fit, I wouldn't wear them anyway!
I plan never to have anything like that on my body again. No more panty hose, or spanx. Bury me in my jeans and T-shirt!
Brallelujah! BWAHAHAHA!!!
ok, first of all - bra-lallujah - lmao!
I've never donned on one of these, are they really that great?
Never tried them but I know a few that believe in them. Not sure how well I would tolerate the closeness I would feel in them.
I have never tried them, but now, upon serious consideration, I believe I should ;0)
You're so lucky! How come I don't get cool catalogs like that?
Loves me some Spanx!
My daughter is a size nothing and wears spanx under dresses or pants. However, I have not purchased any spanx because:
1) if I were able to squeeze into them, I'm afraid something would/could explode under pressure.
2) The friction/lycra combo on my thighs would probably cause me to self-combust.
Maybe I'll try them next winter.
I tried those, once. Not happy with the results, hence my new pilates obsession with the "on demand" t.v. 20 minutes a day and I already see a difference... Besides, I would rather run around nakey...I hate clothes ~ unless I had Paris Hilton's wardrobe budget. Since I don't, and the pilates has not done all it needs to yet, I stay clothed...it is best for all the world.
I love spanx. if they weren't so damn hot, I would wear them 24/7.
If I wore something like that it would give muffin top (and bottom) a whole new name. This would not be something any would want to see!
I am terified of what might happen heat-wise to me, but I am more terrified to see my chest getting closer to the ground each year. I wonder if Spanx is the answer?
Spanx and Texas heat - not a good match. However, you gotta love what Spanx can do for you!
Spandex is banned in Texas, which is one of the main reasons Grandma J moved here. Besides, spandex isn't environmentally friendly, and has a huge carbon footprint, causing the rise of oceans and demise of islands.
Does this work well with bathing suits?
I'll take on of each from that book.
Do you think they could shrink me from a 14 to a 6?
Snug and slim, that's the way to roll, right?
I never tried Spanx but I do love those YummyTummys ... they smooth down the muffintops and make bra lines on your back vanish ...
I've just ordered my first pair of spanx ...v excited!
Can Spanx eliminate back fat?
I wonder how many pairs I can wear at once...how many will it take to tuck and roll this fat bod into something my boyfriend will love even more than he does now...
Do they come industrial strength - cause that is what I need.
All those ever do for me is shove the fat up & out elsewhere...
I swear they are only intended for use by thin women who just THINK they are fat...
I have one that is calf length. Love it.
Daryl says my eye bra looks like the Bra-lellujah. Does it come with a Velcro closure?
They should sell Spanx at McDonalds. They should be like the adult meal toy. Just an idea
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