Friday, May 22, 2009

I'm Not Feeling It

Maybe this wasn't the best time to wean myself off caffeine....


Today's Aquarius Horoscope:
May 22, 2009

Your internal fire is blazing red hot, and you are ready to take on the world, dear Aquarius. This is a fantastic day for you in which your masculine, outer-directed, aggressive spirit is validated, right along with your sensitive, receptive, and feminine side. With these two sides of your being working in harmony, you will find that nothing is impossible for you to tackle on this day. Aim for the highest mountain and run to the top.


your horoscope here

I am apparently going to be too busy running everything, so try to have a good day.  And watch out.

25 comments:

Mango Girl said...

Maybe the horoscope people mixed it up and that is really tomorrows?

Ellen said...

Let's examine this "horror-scope."

"Your internal fire is blazing red hot, and you are ready to take on the world, dear Aquarius" - peri-menopause or menopause is causing you to be angry at the world.

"This is a fantastic day for you in which your masculine, outer-directed, aggressive spirit is validated, right along with your sensitive, receptive, and feminine side" - you will be signing up for the OBX half marathon with Nurse Nancy and you will run it in a running skirt.

"With these two sides of your being working in harmony, you will find that nothing is impossible for you to tackle on this day. Aim for the highest mountain and run to the top" - The running/skirt combination will also allow you to tackle the mountain of laundry in Augie's closet.

You have a difficult day ahead of you. But you're tough and you can take it.

Have a nice day!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

There is no such thing as a good time to wean yourself off caffeine.

A few Tums might help that blazing internal fire.

Debbie said...

Sounds like today is "red boot" day! Kick ass and take names. It's mine too and I am feeling pretty good today :)

Why no caffeine? Be kind to Mama...

Nurse Nancy said...

I can give up a lot of things....but caffiene is not one of them...do I have to join you in order to be a good runner?

I think the blazing fire in you is a hot flash!

Daryl said...

That is my horoscope but I am opting to ignore the mountain climbing part ..

Deb said...

Are you running to the top of a mountain? Have you considered Nancy's job?

Trisha said...

Can't wait to hear what all you tackle today with all that energy!

Decadent Housewife said...

Are you doing another marathon?

TSannie said...

I think Ellen missed her calling...
I see psychiatric leanings to her thinking.

Shawn said...

can you come over here and take on my world also? it needs something.

phd in yogurtry said...

when my fire is blazing red hot, that is precisely the time to nix the caffeine! have a great time taking on the world. and don't make Atlas' mistake.

Linda said...

This is my 'horror' scope too, and I'm not running up the mountain either! Just relaxing with the hubby today. I wish he'd get his internal fire going and fill in the hole in the backyard that has been there for since at least Thanksgiving! How do I set the fire under him to get him going?

The Incredible Woody said...

Yeah, I'm supposed to be weaning myself off of caffeine too. I ain't happenin'!!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Who you calling "red hot mama!
I'm with Woody on the caffeine! Have a fun weekend!

Caution Flag said...

That's a terribly tough horoscope. I'm sorry.

Flea said...

LOL! More coffee!

Grandma J said...

What a great horoscope! Looks like the world is your oyster!

Have a great weekend

Abe Lincoln said...

Interesting that you pay attention.

Country Girl said...

Ellen is hilarious.

Country Girl said...

Yeah, and what's this about weaning off caffeine?

Ellen said...

I'm so glad that Annie called psychiatric and not psychic since I'm more nuts than a seer.

musingwoman said...

Will you plant a flag when you get to the summit?

Lover of Life said...

I wish my horoscope had that much energy.

Suz Broughton said...

This horoscope should be sponsored by Monster, or Red Bull.