Friday, May 29, 2009

Kicking the Weekend Off Right

Today's Aquarius Horoscope:
May 29, 2009

You are probably going to have the urge to show off your abilities to a loved one today, dear Aquarius. Perhaps you are in the mood to impress them with a bizarre talent of yours that no one else knows about. Feel free to demonstrate your self-worth to the people around you. There is no need to hide the gifts that you have. Other people are apt to find your antics totally entertaining.

So, I am going to be more insufferable than usual?


Get yours here.

25 comments:

Flash Stitcher said...

Being an Aquarian myself I will have to pick one of my many many (NOT) talents to show off today!!
Have a great day and dazzle them with your many gifts!

Decadent Housewife said...

Bizarre talents sounds fun.

Mango Girl said...

Knock 'em dead!

Seriously, what is your hidden talent? Should we alert the press?

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I interpret this to mean kick off the weekend by kicking up your heels.

The only proper way to do that is with red cowboy boots.

Nurse Nancy said...

Make this the best weekend of your life!

Pouty Lips said...

I do find you totally entertaining!

tj said...

..."Other people are apt to find your antics totally entertaining." *raises hand and yells "hell yeah!"* lol... :oD

...Blessings... :o)

Trisha said...

Sounds like family talent show time to me! Just remember to video tape it for those of us in the blogoshpere!

Daryl said...

That's mine too .. maybe our show-off-iness will entertain enough so we dont seem too insufferable.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Well someone has to "show off"!

imom said...

Someone has to be the life of the party!

Country Girl said...

You see, this is why I like you. It's the bizarre talents and the ability to entertain those around you.

Have fun storming the castle!

Employee No. 3699 said...

What is this bizzare talent you've been hiding?

Sally's World said...

come on, whats the talent ???

Starwoodgal said...

Well, well, well! This sounds like a fun evening. May I suggest wearing the red cowgirl boots.

Look out Squazz!

TSannie said...

Not possible - you're never insufferable.

kacey said...

Hm, somehow I never pictured you as a person that hides anything, much less her talents... ; )

Deb said...

hehehe...just try to keep it down to a mild roar!

Lisa said...

ha ha ha...just loved this and love your response. See, it is already in play!

The Incredible Woody said...

I want to know what the bizarre talent is!!

Living on the Spit said...

Ha...now I have proof...you ARE the show off!

mom x 2 said...

Show off those bizarre talents! I have no talents, bizarre or otherwise to show off, unless you count being high maintenance (at least according to the salesman and bhe) :) Have a great weekend!

Ellen said...

It's now time for me to dissect this weekend's horoscope:

"You are probably going to have the urge to show off your abilities to a loved one today, dear Aquarius. Perhaps you are in the mood to impress them with a bizarre talent of yours that no one else knows about. Feel free to demonstrate your self-worth to the people around you. There is no need to hide the gifts that you have. Other people are apt to find your antics totally entertaining."

Now normally I would do this on a line by line basis. But this week, there is but one theme to your horoscope, so I will sum it up in two words - Pole Dancing. Now whether you are adept at this talent or not, I am sure that Squazz would enjoy you practicing it.

Mary said...

I'm an Aquarius as well. I really prefer to get my horoscope from The Onion, however:

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
People will come from miles around to seek your wisdom on all manner of things, which is proof that people will do anything for a good laugh.

Have a great weekend, Lauren!
xoxo,
Mary

phd in yogurtry said...

sounds sexalicous, to me.