Say Cheese

Sometimes during the Mental Pause era, a girl has to get her driver's license renewed. Since mine just expired, I decided to go take care of that little chore today. In order to prepare, I went to the gym, showered, fluffed, tweezed, buffed and trotted over to the local AAA. I was feeling so spiffy, I even put on my snappy cowboy boots.

Well, let's just say the end result wasn't exactly how I had earlier envisioned things as I primped away. In a full sweat mind you. I am shocked and humbled because my new license picture features my regular face--with jowls. There. I said it, and now I need to go lie down.