Monday, March 5, 2012

Pretty All True...

Because I couldn't find any Aquarius horoscopes I liked today:

You Should Be A Gemini

What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around

What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly

In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around

In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests

Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist

Your sense of fashion: casual and simple

You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos

Mime?  Mime?? If it weren't for those ideal job choices, I would think this is eerily spot-on.  And now, I have to get dressed and go to work. Work that involves no miming, guruing or cartooning.


How about you?  What Sign Should You Be?

13 comments:

Daryl Edelstein said...

So funny, you couldnt find an Aquarian horoscope you like ... you and Toonman .. he takes his BP 3X a day and keeps a log for his cardio god .. it amuses me that he does it 3X (each of the 3X he takes it) and then picks the #s he likes best! I call it cheating ... he calls it averaging .. riiiiiiiiiiiight .. and you missy if the horoscope isnt wonderful then work it to make it better!

Laura~peach~ said...

giggle ... mime...

Paxie said...

I'm thinking you and Ray are just plain OPTIMISTIC and that my dear is a wonderful trait!

Snooty Primadona said...

A mime? Is that a real profession? After seeing the movie Eurotrip, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to be a mime. Anywhere.

Mine said I should be a Leo, which is interesting since I'm married to a Leo...

TSannie said...
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TSannie said...

No wonder I like you so much, my fellow gemini!
And guess what? Look what mine says:

You should be an Aquarius.

What's good about you: philosophical and idealistic, you are a great thinker

What's bad about you: you require a lot of space - it's hard to get close to you

In love: you're quirky and playful, but you hate to be smothered

In friendship, you're: likely to have many acquaintances and very few good friends

Your ideal job: pilot, snow boarder, or science fiction writer

Your sense of fashion: unconventional, unique outfits that turn heads

You like to pig out on: anything with garlic or unique spices

Sally said...

Okay then, I'm gonna be a Gemini too!! I especially relate to the "honeymoon stage". LOL

I'll be thinking of you tomorrow, mama and praying all goes well.
**hugs**

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha I should be Aquarius.


I AM Aquarius!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Mime is better than butcher, which is what I'm supposed to be.

Wait.

Never mind.

Mime is worse.

Emom said...

Oh I like this better than mine too....it says I should be an Aris....I am a Leo....smiles

What's good about you: you're fearless about taking charge and grabbing the spotlight

What's bad about you: if you're annoyed, you're not going to hide it!

In love: you jump in quickly and don't mind risking your heart

In friendship, you're: likely to have a new best friend each month

Your ideal job: detective, butcher, or surgeon

Your sense of fashion: ultra trendy and sexy

You like to pig out on: appetizers, especially buffalo wings

Country Girl said...

It says I should be exactly the sign I am. Ha!

And that I should be a fortune teller. And that life is just one big adventure.

Um, yeah.

Kathleen... said...

You Should Be An Aquarius:

What's good about you: philosophical and idealistic, you are a great thinker

What's bad about you: you require a lot of space - it's hard to get close to you

In love: you're quirky and playful, but you hate to be smothered

In friendship, you're likely to have many acquaintances and very few good friends

Your ideal job: pilot, snow boarder, or science fiction writer

Your sense of fashion: unconventional, unique outfits that turn heads

You like to pig out on: anything with garlic or unique spices.


** Hmm..."smothered?" No. The professions? Shoot me. The outfits? Yeah, wrong. Garlic? Oh, yeah..;-)

Jill of All Trades said...

OH MY GOSH! That is so me...yes, I am a Gemini and proud of it, but that stuff is a bit in your face scary for me (especially the burritos). TeeHee!