- I floss my teeth twice a day.
- Dora, the world's best dog, and I eat lot of sprouted black bean chips every evening. With hummus.
- I tried to learn how to play the bagpipes.
- Chardonnay is no longer my favorite cocktail of choice.
- I do not like my hamburger bun to be toasted.
- I broke a tooth once during a bad dream.
- My feet smell like watermelon.
- My children are going to graduate from college on the very same day next year.
- I have been told that I have a nice singing voice.
- I am not much of a swimmer.
- I have eaten corned beef for the last 5 days.
- Kale is one of my favorite vegetables.
Can you guess if any or all of this is true? Just try...
17 comments:
no on the corned beef..the rest yes! Have a nice day MPM.
I have a hard time believing the Chardonnay one, unless you've replaced it with a fine Malbec.
Yup, I'm with CBW .. tho I suspect you arent drinking while having the radiation .. how are those hot flashes? Any better?
I concur with CBW. And I did learn to play the bagpipes. And had no corned beef at all this month.
The only one I believe is the watermelon feet. ;)
#2 for sure!
NO on the corned beef.
Watermelon scented feet, maybe.
Are you going to tell us?
Have you smelled Dora, the world's best dog's feet. I bet they smell like Fritos :)
Enjoy you Thursday MPMama!
LOL I definitely don't believe the bagpipes!
No toasted bun? I do :)
I would think you would be a good swimmer, but afraid of sharks hahaha.
This is good! And hard!
Actually, I think maybe you have been eating corned beef! I have never smelled my feet, but hope they smell like watermelon; you know just in case someone else smells them. eeewwwww
HUGS to you, mama.
That must have been quite a dream to break a tooth???
Are you crazy? Toasted buns are the BEST!
Hmm. I think you've been eating watermelon and your feet smell like hummus.
I believe in the graduation, the watermelon, the tooth, the toasted buns, and possibly the kale. But I'm thinking the rest might be made up.
So you must tell us.
They are ALL TRUE!
Living here in Arizona....you get your buns toasted weather you like it or not hahahaha
YUM!!!! Watermelon feet...how cool is that....and I love corned beef!
I think bagpipes are soooo cool....I am just an ol' bag with leaky pipes......old age stinks hahaha
LOVE YA my friend!!!!!
Hope they don't graduate on the same day ... what WILL you do????
I think everything is true. Unless your lying to me. It causes confusion. and sometimes suspicion. and sometimes grief. And if I am into relaxing into true, joy.
I hope your feet smell like watermelon. and the graduation? I guess you might have thought about that before you had twins, my ____ would say.
You are definitely a paradox, my friend... I wish I had feet that smelled like watermelon instead of sweat.
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