Monday, March 29, 2010

Monday, Monday

Aquarius
Long after the dust has settled, the smoke has cleared, and everyone has said their piece, you'll still be standing there, asking a bunch of ridiculous questions.
Get your horoscope from The Onion

How's your day shaping up?

24 comments:

TSannie said...

Snort!

The Irregular Goddess said...

That's how I spend my life...asking a bunch of ridiculous questions!!

Caution Flag said...

The Onion's horoscopes are the best!

LL Cool Joe said...

Yep sounds like me.

Linda said...

The story of my life!

Trisha said...

Tee-hee! That sounds like me even though that isn't my horoscope!

Nurse Nancy said...

Love the picture....I feel like that when I get up every morning.

winetipper said...

On my way to finding my own on The Onion, I was distracted and delighted by this one:
Sagittarius
Your hard work and dedication will finally pay off this week when you're accepted into Harbard. Unfortunately for you, though, that's not a typo.

Treasia Stepp said...

Where on earth did you find that picture of me? I thought I had burned it. My Monday sucks so far. I had to take the grandson for his first day of Kindergarten here (now that he's living with me). I had to leave him crying and hated that.

These Nine Acres said...

Are you sure that was not for Virgo? Cuz that sounds like what my day is shaping up to be!

Emom said...

Well, the plumber is down stairs trying to unplug the toilet......as sewage backs up into the tub.....and the smell is rising up to the 3rd floor where I type....Holy C%#@! Batman! Maybe I will post about this expereince....smiles.

Keetha said...

That's kind of what I feel like, actually! I feel a bit like I'm still on Saturday.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Well? How true is it?

The Incredible Woody said...

Something about 'luminous balls of plasma'......

Tammy said...

Apparently I've been accepted into Harbard!!

Patty said...

My day so far is chilly and damp. I want to cook 2 dozen eggs, make some red beets (pickled) juice and start my eggs for Easter Dinner. Hope yours gets better as the day goes on.

Patty said...

P.S. Just went to the Onion and found mine. Scorpio - Admitting to past mistakes is never easy, so it's a good thing you happen to be an unrepentant bitch.
Whoa! LOL

Merrily Down the Stream said...

Seriously - where did you get that picture of me?

Deb said...

but I thought there are no ridiculous questions?

Diane said...

Wrestling with laptops. Enough said.
Love the horror scope!

Joanie said...

I am standing in that same line!

Grandma J said...

OMG that sounds like my day! Hope yours was a wee bit better.

Country Girl said...

These are great! I want this one:
Alcohol, a case of mistaken identity, and two screaming ends of a pantomime horse will figure heavily this coming Thursday.

xo

Deb in Spain said...

lol...need to see you next week. Home until the 10th! xx