AquariusLong after the dust has settled, the smoke has cleared, and everyone has said their piece, you'll still be standing there, asking a bunch of ridiculous questions.
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How's your day shaping up?
April 1st
7 months ago
23 comments:
That's how I spend my life...asking a bunch of ridiculous questions!!
The Onion's horoscopes are the best!
Yep sounds like me.
The story of my life!
Tee-hee! That sounds like me even though that isn't my horoscope!
Love the picture....I feel like that when I get up every morning.
On my way to finding my own on The Onion, I was distracted and delighted by this one:
Sagittarius
Your hard work and dedication will finally pay off this week when you're accepted into Harbard. Unfortunately for you, though, that's not a typo.
Where on earth did you find that picture of me? I thought I had burned it. My Monday sucks so far. I had to take the grandson for his first day of Kindergarten here (now that he's living with me). I had to leave him crying and hated that.
Are you sure that was not for Virgo? Cuz that sounds like what my day is shaping up to be!
Well, the plumber is down stairs trying to unplug the toilet......as sewage backs up into the tub.....and the smell is rising up to the 3rd floor where I type....Holy C%#@! Batman! Maybe I will post about this expereince....smiles.
That's kind of what I feel like, actually! I feel a bit like I'm still on Saturday.
Well? How true is it?
Something about 'luminous balls of plasma'......
Apparently I've been accepted into Harbard!!
My day so far is chilly and damp. I want to cook 2 dozen eggs, make some red beets (pickled) juice and start my eggs for Easter Dinner. Hope yours gets better as the day goes on.
P.S. Just went to the Onion and found mine. Scorpio - Admitting to past mistakes is never easy, so it's a good thing you happen to be an unrepentant bitch.
Whoa! LOL
Seriously - where did you get that picture of me?
but I thought there are no ridiculous questions?
Wrestling with laptops. Enough said.
Love the horror scope!
I am standing in that same line!
OMG that sounds like my day! Hope yours was a wee bit better.
These are great! I want this one:
Alcohol, a case of mistaken identity, and two screaming ends of a pantomime horse will figure heavily this coming Thursday.
xo
lol...need to see you next week. Home until the 10th! xx
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