Friday, August 21, 2009

Seriously?



If Brian Boitano can get his own show on the Food Network, then surely someone will give me a job. Right?

Right?


28 comments:

Caution Flag said...

Is his show any good and does he wear those pants while he cooks?

Camellia said...

No t.v. Hopelessly lost to American

Andrea said...

Absolutely!

Snooty Primadona said...

Yup. If he wears those pants while he cooks, then I'm in.

I think they should have a Bloggers Cooking show where they would feature a different blogger each week. Kind of a new twist on things, huh? Just a thought...

Ann Marie said...

Oh good grief.... you got to be kidding me.

Daryl said...

Does he use his skating blades as a Dice-a-matic?

Marsha said...

If he could cook in those pants while spinning circles so I get both quality angles, I'll watch

Heather said...

As a former figure skater--even I'm not interested in this show. OK maybe in a really demented way.

Have you seen or heard the South Park song about "What Would Brian Boitano do?" HILARIOUS!

Magpie said...

Braised eagle?
Spit roasted camel?

Living on the Spit said...

I would so give you a job there...can I be your executive ASSistant?

Trisha said...

Really???? He has a cooking show????

Deb said...

Oh, dear. Really? Is the Food Network desperate?

Egghead said...

I'm with snooty but I think FN should pair this guy up with all of the food bloggers and watch what happens....you know for food chemisty. ha ha

mom x 2 said...

You're kidding right? You could so totally get a job there, but I would worry if they made you wear those pants and you had to do it on ice skates.

noble pig said...

What? You are kidding?

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Can you skate?

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

But you already have a job...a starring role in the Blog Fest movie, coming soon to a theater near you.

Starwoodgal said...

I saw that! "What would Brian B. cook?"

Really? Does anyone care? He's a skater for cryin' out loud.

Keetha said...

I'm so glad you mentioned this...those commercials for his new show on the Food Network are puzzling. I don't get why his name, personality, etc. is supposed to entice me to watch. Don't get it.

Karen Deborah said...

are you gay? You have to be flamboyant and gay. your kidding right? he has a COOKING show?
Noble Pig should have a cooking show, give me a break. Do you cook?

Flash Stitcher said...

When you get one....will youo hire me? I am a real go getter!

Country Girl said...

If Brian is getting a show, yes Mental P, there is hope for you.
Despite the fact that he doesn't luike beets, I think his show might be a little bit interesting.

Perhaps you could do PR for him? Hmmmm?

The Incredible Woody said...

I saw an ad for this show last night. How weird is that? Since when does skating = cooking?

Nancy said...

He's on the food network???

Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life said...

Food network? What does he do, cut veggies with his scate blades?

imom said...

My mom will watch that show!

TexAss said...

Yep, the most ridiculous show idea EVER.

foolery said...

Well, if they can put subpar actors together with subpar humans and stick them somewhere subpar and then make a show out of it and people will WATCH IT and advertisers will BUY TIME ON IT . . .

. . . then why not Brian Boitano? As long as he truly can cook and doesn't constantly make references to his glittering career as a skater -- oh. Never mind on that last one.

Hot damn, Mama -- let's git you a show! : )