Wednesday, August 12, 2009

If It's Wednesday....

...I'm at the beach.
With my bodyguard.
Seriously. Shauna is just mesmerizing.
Isn't she?

23 comments:

Starwoodgal said...

Gah!

Does this woman have nothing better to do than go to the beach and/or shop for really ugly shoes?

:)

Trisha said...

I don't know which is more mesmerizing - the woman or her shoes! Seriously, how does she walk in those things??

The Incredible Woody said...

Who's Shauna? That picture was taken of ME last week!

imom said...

Those shoes just kill me!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Hey I recognize those shorts!

Daryl said...

Gotta hand it to her, whatever she paid those shoes, she's gotten her money's worth ... I am just now wondering if maybe those are her feet, that she's had them cosmetically altered into looking like a pair of plastic wedgies ... after all she had her breasts made to look like eggplants ...

Marsha said...

Is the right-above-the-booty tat really an arrow pointing down?

mom x 2 said...

I am not sure mesmerizing is the word I would use to describe her. Her body guard and her shoes.... whole 'nother story !

♥~♥ Nine Acres ♥~♥ said...

Um, really...must you make me feel any more dumpy than I do already?!? :-0

Linda said...

Only in my dreams....or the hubby's dreams!

I wasn't that little when I was 11!

Living on the Spit said...

These photos always make me laugh.

Karen Deborah said...

butt nekkid except for clunky shoes. not so sure mesmerizing is the word. sorry, how bout tacky?

I've only gone nekkid in public in my nightmares and then there is always that problem of having to pee in same dreams.

big hair envy said...

I think Marlene needs to whip up a batch of Mt.Dew Dumplins for her....she's SO frail;)

Gin said...

Yeah, I ALWAYS look like that when I go to the beach...

Audrey at Barking Mad! said...

Who's Shauna?

And those shoes? Seriously?

Flea said...

Um. Um. How unattractive can one scrawny woman in a bikini be?

Ellen said...

Oh look, more trash on the beach. Could she get any sluttier?

imbeingheldhostage said...

Nothing. I've got nothing for this one. I'll see a doctor about my sudden inability to put a coherent sentence together regarding a very tacky looking woman in a bikini and get back to you.

Deb said...

does this woman have children??? her body is great...and she knows it!

phd in yogurtry said...

With a bod like that, nobody is looking at her shoes.

But seriously, those are not beach shoes. She is a poser.

Mango Girl said...

LMAO!

Snappy Finger said...

Oh shut up! That was me in my first life...

I'm now on life #5. Hate the shoes... love the suit!

Snappy

Decadent Housewife said...

I like her hat.