Monday, July 13, 2009

Monday Mama



Today's Aquarius Horoscope:
Jul 13, 2009

It's time, dear Aquarius, to gather yourself together. You have a tendency to be all over the place at once. You need to channel your energies into something you really care about. Tell yourself how proud of yourself you could be if you could get this done. Don't give up on yourself and don't change directions on your way. Stay focused!

msn horoscope

I don't believe I like this.  But it had to happen sometime.  By the way, does anybody know exactly how one goes about gathering themselves together?  

Happy Monday, y'all.  

32 comments:

Jo Whitehurst said...

Friends are the glue that holds us together, when we are likely to be scattered about. You made a great start this weekend with friends in NYC! Focus on the fun you had, and the encouragement you got from them!

Make it a beautiful Monday!

Ellen said...

Monday morning analysis:

It's time, dear Aquarius, to gather yourself together.
You have a tendency to be all over the place at once.
I think this involves ropes and netting, but I'm not sure.

You need to channel your energies into something you really care about.
This addresses you deep seeded need to prepare yourself for the Virginia Blogfest.

Tell yourself how proud of yourself you could be if you could get this done.
You need to get your butt in gear for Blogfest so you don't forget anything important like that giant margarita glass.

Don't give up on yourself and don't change directions on your way. Stay focused!
Put the directions for Blogfest in your car now! Don't delay or you could wind up in West Virginia where they might not know what a blog is.

Decadent Housewife said...

Once upon a time women there were corsets.
And then along came girdles.
And then support hose.
I suppose anything with lycra nowadays.

Nurse Nancy said...

My analysis is simple, this is just another way of saying, get ready for the babies to leave the next......and to start the next chapter of your life. How deep.

I Am Woody said...

Vodka. I use vodka to hold myself together. Or tequila. Perhaps some wine. Or if all else fails, mac and cheese!

Anonymous said...

I personally use coffee to gather myself together. I'm pretty good at loosening up too!

Driftwood and Pumpkin said...

Hehe! Gathering one's self together. The first thing that popped into my crazy brain was the cover of the book A Million Little Pieces.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/A_Million_Little_Pieces.jpg

xoxo

Anonymous said...

Nope, no idea on how to gether myself! Please if you get an answer that works, let me know!

Being an Aquarian, I am looking for another Monday horrorscope!

Flea said...

Bubble gum.

Unknown said...

I just live in complete denial and it serves me well.

Linda said...

Drink another cup of coffee, put your feet up, read your blogs, and the comments! Of course that will take too long, and the wash won't get done, meals unprepared, papers lying about...Oh, that is me, and my house.

Sorry, I guess I don't have an answer for you, or for me either.

Unknown said...

I gather myself together by taking a nap or eating ice cream.

Can't wait to meet you in just a few days!!

Gin said...

Have a wonderful Monday!

Deb said...

Gather yourself? What? Are you all over the place? huh...(shaking head)
I'll tell you I am proud of you...raising two great kids about to depart on the journey of their lives. Nothing is more important to them right now...going off to college. They won't forget their momma...your appreciation will be delivered in different ways from now on. Like Auggie bringing that huge bag of laundery home!!

Keetha said...

I don't think I much like the sound of this, either.

It sounds like it's already daring us to not do right.

Humph.

Daryl said...

I thought 'wow, this is so how I am this morning' ... and the whole gathering thing, not a clue ... uh oh another piece of me just floated away ... damn

shrink on the couch said...

It doesn't start with sitting at computer and going through multiple blog posts, I can tell you that for a fact.

When you find out, will you let me know? I've got my 2008 taxes to finish. Yeah. That bad.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I am so together I have no time for gathering.
Yeah right! Sounded good though didnt it?

Just so you know...I have not packed one thing nor do I have a single thing "gathtered" for the blogfest!

Cant wait for you to meet me!

noble pig said...

Gather yourself together....ummm, wear drawstring pants?

Mary said...

I'm almost certain that I have all my parts gathered together already. Wait a minute, let me check.

Yep, one head, two feet and a whole lotta fat in between... ;)

Unknown said...

When you find out let me know! I need to gather myself too! :)

Nancy said...

I don't know, but my daughter did a post yesterday (she's acquarius) about being scattered in a million ways...

tj said...

...Yeah, I think it's called Spanx. Oh, you mean a different kind of gathering yourself together no? My bad. *giggle* ;o)

...Blessings...

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Ellen is reading my mind up to and including the part about not getting lost on your way here.

If nothing else happens at BLog Fest, my goal is to make sure you laugh and laugh and laugh.

Bring those cowboy boots and designate a drive back to the Sea Shanty.

It's all good.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

driver. designate a driver. the drive is pretty much pre-determined.

signed,
worn out out by a blog fest that has not even come close to happening.

p.s. bring spare red cowboy boots.

Country Girl said...

I think it involves knitting needles and yarn. Or perhaps string. Duct tape?

Fragrant Liar said...

Don't you get it? They're telling you to go to my site. They want you to channel something greater! ;-)

Big Hair Envy said...

I think it means that we will all gather around those red cowboy boots and pray for the person who DARES to go to sleep FIRST at Blog Fest. (Insert evil laugh!!) Unfortunately, the way it's going, THAT PERSON may be ME!!

Sally's World said...

the horiscope is wrong, this should be my one, i'm all over the place at teh mo!!!

abb said...

If you find out how to "gather yourself" do let me in on that little secret.

abb said...

Oh...what Ellen said.

imom said...

I just think this is a reminder to gather your belongings together for Blogfest! Uhh, I guess that means go pack!