- I don't like the word stimulus.
- I wish AARP would leave me alone.
- Have you ever seen a "pretty little thing" with a poor old man?
- Should I renew my XM subscription?
- I wonder where Olivia Newton John's "drowned" boyfriend really is.
- Exactly how much is too much coffee?
- Has anybody seen any nice red cowboy boots in their travels?
- I actually gasped when I looked at my year end statement for my
investmentspiddly stock account.
- I wonder what would happen to me if I decided not to pay a chunk of my taxes.
- When did Regis Philbin become a redhead?
- Speaking of hair, are you aware that cat hair can form a tumbleweed? But only on a dark wood floor?
- I had a dream that I was driving a school bus while wearing cross-country ski boots. What do you think it means?
- The next night, I dreamed that I was an olympic cross-country skier, and my special technique was just like a speed ice skater. A la Hans Brinker.
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