Monday, February 23, 2009

Mental P Needs....

I loved this little exercise.  You put your name followed by the word "needs" in a google search and post the first ten things that come up.  Here are mine:
  • Mental P needs attention.... (No comment)
  • Mental P needs someone with her when she goes outdoors....(Someone to carry my parasol?)
  • Mental P needs constant care and attention....(Where do I go to find this?)
  • Mental P needs a new home....(As long as someone else is paying for it.)
  • Mental P needs a job....(And she has her resume ready!)
  • Mental P needs a dentist....(Anybody have a mint?)
  • Mental P needs to grow up and get over it....(But isn't that boring?)
  • Mental P needs to get better inspired....(Has anyone seen my muse?  I think she is in Mexico.)
  • Mental P needs a helping hand to skate....(And training wheels.)
  • Mental P needs a new scene name....(Suggestions?)
  • Mental P needs your help to take the beauty title....(I know this is number 11, but I couldn't resist.  It had to be said.)
If you haven't done this, you should.  It's good for some belly laughs.  Which reminds me, I'm late for the gym.  Later.

31 comments:

kim-d said...

Why, I would say you are taking matters into your own hands to help yourself get the beauty title by going to the gym! You are my inispiration! Rather than going to the gym, though, I'm gonna pick up an audiobook version of "You On A Diet" and listen to what I should do. BWAHAHAHAHA

TSannie said...

Interesting.....verrry interesting!

Chere said...

May have to try this. Sounds like fun. Work out for me, please.

Living on the Spit said...

Not too far off base, huh? Joking!!! I am just kidding, calm down.

Mine said Marlene needs Prozac...duh? Tell me something I don't know.

Lisa said...

Funny, I will have to try it, but fear the outcome!!! Will let you know!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

These are good~let me go find out what I need.

Deb said...

do you use your blog name as the name or our real name? i am confused and i can't think..waaaaa

Trisha said...

While I haven't tried this myself, I sure do enjoy reading the results for other people!

big hair envy said...

I really like your list of needs.....but NOT as much as I like your new red cowboy boots:)

Daryl said...

I love this, its sort of Google's version of Magic 8 Ball .. ok, not really.

Meg said...

Everyone should have someone follow them around with a parasol. Should be a requirement.

Sandie said...

Dear me, I just did this for giggles. Apparently there are a lot of dogs, particularly yellow labs, named Sandie. Here's a quick return:

Sandie needs...a new owner (Huh? Oh, ok...it's a pet adoption site. Phew.)
Sandie needs...to stop at a department store to pick up a few things (This is actually true even thought the "need" came from a site about guide dogs for the blind)
Sandie needs...an amputation (God forbid! Oh, another pet site---emergency veterinarian info. Poor pooch :(
Sandie needs...an angel (Apparently another pooch hit by a car---poor, poor darling)
Sandie needs...a new loving home (another yellow lab up for adoption)

Man...this little exercise has turned into a bummer. Anyone out there care to adopt a yellow lab? Hit Google, obviously there are plenty of them available. (And labs are such great dogs. It's sad to think of how many need good homes.)

Laura ~Peach~ said...

shakes head... I have tried and tried to tell you I AM YOUR MUSE! And no I am not in mexico LOL

jojo said...

`Peach~ keeps telling me that she's my muse too...hmmmm...

this sounds like fun, I think I will give it a try later...I may even post it if it's not too depressing...I'm a little sensitive ya know!

TWEETIE-LEE said...

It sure made me think today and that hurt! The only gym I go to is to watch others run around.

Country Girl said...

I googled and what I needed wasn't listed.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Mine came out identical to Grandma J's. Go figure.

I think I'll do it and substitute "wants" for "needs." The list of needs is far too long.

The Glamorous Life said...

Hey I did this today TOO!!!!

So funny.
Google obviously knoes me SO WELL.

http://marcywrites.com/2009/02/23/who-needs-a-therapist-i-got-google/

Mary said...

That 's hysterical!

Grandma J said...

What a hoot! I love that meme

numberonesistah said...

Ahaha..I'm gonna try this one fer sure!

noble pig said...

OMG I just did it and it said...Cathy needs "a big feather to fan him with" I am not even going to click into that site!

Patty said...

Interesting post. Thanks for your visit.

Debbie said...

I need some of your motivation. I liked this and make do it myself, of course, needing and wanting are way different!

Ummm will have to give it some thought :) Good post!

Suz Broughton said...

This is so great. I love that you added your comments as well. So funny!

Caution Flag said...

The very first hit I got was, "Caution needs to be executed..." Ouch.

imom said...

"needs a new scene name"! That is too funny! I really need to do this exercise.

Sassy said...

I will try this....I have the belly and I need the laugh!

foolery said...

HA! Parasol. Can't quite picture you with one.

I'm afraid to try it with "foolery." The results could be too weird. ;)

Laura ~Peach~ said...

i must be doing something wrong because I am not getting fun stuff like you i am getting my own blog and comments from me... sigh, help!

~ Straight Shooter ~ said...

This was fun. I did it at my friend Somebody Loved blog.
Great idea.