Tuesday, February 10, 2009

And Now, Some Shoes


Sarah Jessica Parker's new kicks....
Giving new meaning to cloven hooves.
Maybe the devil made her wear them.

29 comments:

numberonesistah said...

Ugh! those are about the butt ugliest things I have seen!

TSannie said...

Well that certainly give camel toe new meaning. Are those tin cans for the heals???

Snooty Primadona said...

Oh. My. God. I think those must be the shoe equivalent of the Dreaded Camel Toe... And my, don't they look comfy? NOT!

mom x 2 said...

Oooooo I think I will go get me a pair... NOT! Those don't look cute or comfortable!

Ellen said...

I'll take the lucite ones.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I dont think I look good in camel toe!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

There's only one shoe uglier: the vibram five fingers (or something similar - the vibram part is right). Do a google search. I've read about them at my work, and am shocked that people in the DC area evidently are wearing these things out in public.

phd in yogurtry said...

exactly, who wants to look down and see camel toe with every step? the quest for the latest fashion marvel can get downright ridiculous.

Grandma J said...

Those are freaky looking. They remind me of tabbys, they were the cloth shoe like thingy like that. They were popular in the sixties.

MitMoi said...

I thought it couldn't get uglier than the Lucite. PLEASE STOP TRYING TO TOP THAT!!!! :)

Laura ~Peach~ said...

ewwwwwww the shoe world dropped yet another notch for me... god hurry and bring sandal season I hate shoes!

Ellen said...

CBW - I looked up those vibram five fingers - they look like ape feet. Hideous, simply hideous.

Debra (a/k/a Doris, Mimi) said...

Ewwwwwww!

Egghead said...

I think I would feel a little devilish wearing those.

winetipper said...

Heinous. And do you actually search for shoe pix?

Country Girl said...

Yeah, I'm not liking them.

Is she giving the finger through her mitten?

Kacey said...

Those so do not look comfortable...

and as a bonus, they are ugly!

Baroness von B said...

OK, I'm going to chime in and say that I actually have a pair of Nike Air Rift shoes with the split toe, and they really are quite comfy!

Weird-looking, but comfy.

(bought them in NYC, BTW, because BvonB and SJP are BFF)

kim-d said...

BWAHAHAHA! And to top it all off, I STILL wanna whinney everytime I look at her.

Deb said...

It doesn't even look like her1 As for the shoes...she can keep them...

Laura ~Peach~ said...

OMG! those are hideous...I am most definitly a shoe hoe but whoever designed those should have to eat them. CHOMP CHOMP!
loved this post. i needed a good laugh. thanks :)
<3 EMJAY

Suz Broughton said...

Awful. Awful. Awful...and the shoes are bad too.

MsMVNJ said...

those are the ugliest damn things I have ever seen...

Daryl said...

Maybe she lost a bet! That's it! She lost a bet. She bet Michael Phelps would smoke a joint not puff on a pipe ... she lost and she now has to wear his baby shoes

Sassy said...

seriously...I saw those on TMZ yesterday...why would you purposely give yourself camel's toes????????? And I try to stay away from them.....who knew they were cool?????

Mary said...

Uncomfortable AND ugly. I wonder how much she paid for them...
xoxo,
Mary

Big Hair Envy said...

I'm SO disappointed in SJP. Where are the Jimmy Choos???

Magpie said...

Fugly.

becky said...

i don't think i've ever seen an uglier shoe.