Thursday, December 4, 2008

Live and Learn the MPM Way

Do not PUI.  Pluck Under the Influence.
Do not bend over to blowdry your hair while nude.
Do not wear clingy white shirts.
Always make a list of where you have hidden your valuables.
Do not take two diuretics and then head out to run errands.
Ten weeks is way too long to go between hair highlight appointments.
A dirty martini is a nice replacement for a salt gargle.  Just don't PUI.

Additions?

28 comments:

tj said...

...I'd def' call that look "Low Maintenance"...lol...

...And why not bend over to blowdry your hair while nude? I gotta visual but I'm not seeing the danger here - please advise... :o)

...Signed, Clueless In Missouri :o)

p.s.~Btw, love the new look MPM - you got it goin' on girl! ;o)

MamaGeek @ Works For Us said...

Did you mention a dirty martini? I'm IN.

LURVE the new blog banner.

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly said...

Don't wax either, because you could wax half your brow off...not that I would know or anything...

Flea said...

Bwahahaha! Hmm ... don't pick up stray snakes in the woods.

brneyedgal967 said...

If you have a full length mirror on the wall in front of the Jacuzzi tub, DO NOT look behind you in the mirror as you're climbing into the tub.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Do not CUHI or BUHI.

Do not comment under heavy influence, and do not blog under heavy influence. Under regular influence, yes, but under heavy influence no.

Several times I've re-read things I wrote either on my own blog or others after *perhaps* more than my regular dosage of wine, and I have regretted it.

The comments, not the wine.

Starwoodgal said...

Mother Nature is taking care of my eyebrows faster than I can. Turning white or falling out. No plucking required - well - at least not on the eyebrows. :)

phd in yogurtry said...

don't forget to take your bipolar meds before heading to hair stylist.

phd in yogurtry said...

don't forget to take your bipolar meds before heading to hair stylist.

Country Girl said...

Don't buy the pig when all you really need is a little bit of sausage.

Country Girl said...

Oops. Did I just say that? And I haven't even been tippling.

Deb said...

I happened to catch the special on MTV about Brittany. My opinion is she may be taking on too much to soon. She is fragile.
And...by the way...I am home!!

Flash Stitcher said...

I agree!!! I am also with the no waxing UI!! I can't even manage that sober!

Bear Naked said...

NEVER under any circumstance, leave home without checking to see that you are wearing underwear on your butt.


Bear((( )))

Suz Broughton said...

Do not Twitter with out your glasses on!
Do not add people as "friends" on Facebook if you husband knows you've made out with them! (Before you met him of course.)
And NEVER, ever use the word "Hottie." (That's just my personal command. I hate that world)
Suz *)

holly said...

eeeeew! this is wrong, UNLESS she's trying out for the new sci-fi movie, going for 'the freak' role. then, badda bing!

what if someone gets the list of valuables?

Laura ~Peach~ said...

HUMMMMMMM

Debbie said...

Need to know the hair dryer reason, please. I don't do it, but have visual.

Years ago my eyebrows just stopped growing in. If I did this, they would never grow back. Also have the visual. Ugh.

Lisa said...

Well, that is a lesson I will certainly remember for the rest of my life! Thanks for educating me.

Snooty Primadona said...

Do not ever, past the age of 50, have the upper postion in sex. Trust me on this unless you plan to have a facelift. Either that or make your hubby swear to keep his eyes closed. I'm dead serious.

TSannie said...

Never let your best friends convince you dying your hair is a good idea. Roots happen. They're inevitable, dammit! As if I didn't know.

noble pig said...

Do you have a PUI photo you are hiding from us? I think you should post it.

Debbie said...

No one and I mean no one should bend over naked and blow dry. I just tried this and was SO thankful I could stand up right and get all that blubber back where it belonged!

And my face! Looking in the mirror? I had to stand and stare to erase the gosh awful image before I could face the public! LOL

winetipper said...

Off topic and re your new header: I guess it was Coke that was the pause that refreshes? I'm remembering Pepsi. Before 'Pepsi, please!'

But 7Up was the best -- you like it, it likes you.

Cool Breeze said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Debra (a/k/a Doris, Mimi) said...

I'm incredibly inventive about concealing my wobbly bits from Doughboy. Yes, we've been married nearly 20 years but I am still a bit of a prude. I agree with not bending over nude while blow drying your hair. I don't even like Doughboy walking into the bathroom while I'm in the shower (our shower is clear glass with no where to hide). But men, on the other hand, are proud of their physique no matter what. They have no inhibitions or modesty. {sigh}

asthmagirl said...

Don't wax under the influence either.... when you spill the wax pot on yourself, you'll sober up quickly!

Egghead said...

I also bent over to try to blow dry my hair in the nude. You know just to see what would happen. I'm still on the floor.