Due to overwhelming requests, I give you my version of the blogger calendar.
Those lesser bloggers with the dog, chicken and cow pictures have nothing on me.
JANUARY
Idiot.
FEBRUARY
Remember your Valentine.
MARCH
May the luck of the Irish be with you.
APRIL
Fool
MAY
Hug your Mama.
JUNE
Time to get ready for the beach.
Oh, and Happy Father's Day.
JULY
Time to take that bod to the beach.
AUGUST
Doing everything right.
SEPTEMBER
What else?
OCTOBER
Fest.
NOVEMBER
Finally cool.
DECEMBER
Cheers!
Eat!
Order yours today while supplies last!
Priceless.
MentalPMama(at)aol.com
30 comments:
When insomnia strikes, there's always Mama's calender to brighten your night!
I got up early today for this!!!
Thanks Mamma--I think.
Bear((( )))
I need three please, one to give away and one for when I misplace mine along with my keys, checkbook and receipt for something bought on impulse.
I'm feeling SO much better about my weight now, thank you for those pictures.
I'll take one. You can just bring it when you come for the blogfest and I'll pay you then.
WooHoo...I take 10! Got to give these to a few who need a pick me up every month!
I wish my brain worked as fast as yours!
Did you have a nice away weekend?
Ah, so you have found my secret - I model for menopausal calanders.
I found myself a few weeks ago at a regatta in CT praying for a hot flash I was so cold.
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I've been rendered speechless......
hummmthat beach pic she could be my twin i do believe...cute pic :D I will take one...
Thank goodness you're home!
There are several months when looking at this calendar would make me feel REALLY GOOD about myself and my body. Thank you for that, dear Mental P Mama :)!
And the menoPod? Snort-laugh...
Note to self: Put pilates back at the top of the priority list.....
You're a nut!
Okay - some of those made me actually feel thin!
Wow, I think I may start my diet before Thanksgiving! ((shudder))
Love the humor..Peace - D
Dude. Too funny.
Thoughts on your calendar...
1) Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
2) Beauty is only skin deep
3) I'm not as overweight as I once thought I was
4) Burn the red teddy I thought made me sexy and attractive and stick to flannels
5) Add meno pod to Christmas wish list
Did you have a good time? Love the pic's...I actually have the December pic hanging on my fridge...sick I know and my kids HATE it! O WELL...it's my kitchen! Love the Feb. pic...they are all pretty good...you make me smile.
OMG...Bwahahahaaa
...Obviously this lil' weekend away of yours sparked some creative juices hmm? ;o)... You are so talented on so many levels MPM...(*sigh*)
...My fav'? The Menopod...lol...
...Love it! Thanks for the laugh!
...Blessings... :o)
After looking at a couple of those I don't feel quite so bad about myself. Hilarious.
Weeeelllll, leave it to you to brighten our day!!!
Welcome back! I love this! You are so darn clever and witty. I also feel like I just lost 10 lbs. Thank you!
I'll take 5, please :)
LOL, those are GREAT! You're right. Pretty flowers and cute little duckies have nothing on you!
Oh. My. Gawd.
May I have 3 please ...
:-Daryl
Oh. My. Word. I think I'm gonna be sick ...
My Gawd. I am so skinny.
lol@menopod... that just cracks me up!
Oh. Ma. Gawd. I just threw down my lollipop, I never need to eat again.
You should totally sell this to Hallmark. It warms the heart...
Oh Yeah! I'm in. I definitely want one...
Seriously, that would be a great calendar.
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