Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Mental P Calendar for 2009


Due to overwhelming requests, I give you my version of the blogger calendar. 
Those lesser bloggers with the dog, chicken and cow pictures have nothing on me.

JANUARY
Idiot.

FEBRUARY
Remember your Valentine.

MARCH
May the luck of the Irish be with you.

APRIL
Fool
MAY
Hug your Mama.
JUNE
Time to get ready for the beach.
Oh, and Happy Father's Day.

JULY
Time to take that bod to the beach.

AUGUST
Doing everything right.

SEPTEMBER
What else?

OCTOBER
Fest.
NOVEMBER
Finally cool.
DECEMBER
Cheers!
Eat!

Order yours today while supplies last!
Priceless.
   MentalPMama(at)aol.com

30 comments:

Deb said...

When insomnia strikes, there's always Mama's calender to brighten your night!

Bear Naked said...

I got up early today for this!!!
Thanks Mamma--I think.

Bear((( )))

imbeingheldhostage said...

I need three please, one to give away and one for when I misplace mine along with my keys, checkbook and receipt for something bought on impulse.

I'm feeling SO much better about my weight now, thank you for those pictures.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I'll take one. You can just bring it when you come for the blogfest and I'll pay you then.

Flash Stitcher said...

WooHoo...I take 10! Got to give these to a few who need a pick me up every month!
I wish my brain worked as fast as yours!
Did you have a nice away weekend?

Ellen said...

Ah, so you have found my secret - I model for menopausal calanders.

I found myself a few weeks ago at a regatta in CT praying for a hot flash I was so cold.

TSannie said...

_____________________________________________________

I've been rendered speechless......

Laura ~Peach~ said...

hummmthat beach pic she could be my twin i do believe...cute pic :D I will take one...

asthmagirl said...

Thank goodness you're home!

kim-d said...

There are several months when looking at this calendar would make me feel REALLY GOOD about myself and my body. Thank you for that, dear Mental P Mama :)!

And the menoPod? Snort-laugh...

big hair envy said...

Note to self: Put pilates back at the top of the priority list.....

Starwoodgal said...

You're a nut!

Trisha said...

Okay - some of those made me actually feel thin!

RiverPoet said...

Wow, I think I may start my diet before Thanksgiving! ((shudder))

Love the humor..Peace - D

Keetha said...

Dude. Too funny.

Debra (a/k/a Doris, Mimi) said...

Thoughts on your calendar...

1) Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

2) Beauty is only skin deep

3) I'm not as overweight as I once thought I was

4) Burn the red teddy I thought made me sexy and attractive and stick to flannels

5) Add meno pod to Christmas wish list

Sassy said...

Did you have a good time? Love the pic's...I actually have the December pic hanging on my fridge...sick I know and my kids HATE it! O WELL...it's my kitchen! Love the Feb. pic...they are all pretty good...you make me smile.

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly said...

OMG...Bwahahahaaa

tj said...

...Obviously this lil' weekend away of yours sparked some creative juices hmm? ;o)... You are so talented on so many levels MPM...(*sigh*)

...My fav'? The Menopod...lol...

...Love it! Thanks for the laugh!

...Blessings... :o)

Vonda said...

After looking at a couple of those I don't feel quite so bad about myself. Hilarious.

Lisa said...

Weeeelllll, leave it to you to brighten our day!!!

Debbie said...

Welcome back! I love this! You are so darn clever and witty. I also feel like I just lost 10 lbs. Thank you!

I'll take 5, please :)

Kacey said...

LOL, those are GREAT! You're right. Pretty flowers and cute little duckies have nothing on you!

Daryl said...

Oh. My. Gawd.

May I have 3 please ...

:-Daryl

Flea said...

Oh. My. Word. I think I'm gonna be sick ...

Country Girl said...

My Gawd. I am so skinny.

Sandie said...

lol@menopod... that just cracks me up!

noble pig said...

Oh. Ma. Gawd. I just threw down my lollipop, I never need to eat again.

Suz Broughton said...

You should totally sell this to Hallmark. It warms the heart...

Snooty Primadona said...

Oh Yeah! I'm in. I definitely want one...

Seriously, that would be a great calendar.