- Why do we have the loudest Recycling box on the street? Seriously, Daryl in NYC can probably hear them emptying it.
- Does anyone ever have that invisible hair that somehow falls out of your head, gets stuck under your bra and tickles you to smithereens? After you have clawed yourself to death, you finally find it. Then you cuss.
- Speaking of bras, I think I need to throw out all of mine and get all new ones.
- My new Facebook account is causing all kinds of consternation among the teen set in my house.
- How on earth is the cat not bald? I swear I vacuumed up her entire coat on the stairs yesterday.
- I still haven't found a new dry cleaner after the big fire burned ours down. The growing pile isn't pretty.
- I am going to call today Friday Eve.
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