Thursday, July 17, 2008

Sigh

This is Helen Mirren.  She's 63.
And in other news, I have discovered a third buttock.
Sigh.

27 comments:

Krysta said...

She's hot! I might just sell my soul to the devil to look like that when I'm 63.

Bear Naked said...

Gack!!!!!

Where is her belly and cellulite on her thighs?

Oh I just found them, right here on top of MY belly and cellulite on MY thighs.
SOB

Bear((( )))

TSannie said...

I hate her.

asthmagirl said...

I'll see your third buttock and raise you a bottle of steroids and two double chins (because 1 just wasn't enough)

jojo said...

this is wrong on so many levels...not only the fact that she looks so damn good, but that you've found a third buttock...geez;)

noble pig said...

OMG she's not living, she's just working out!

tj said...

...Oh she is soooo Photoshop'd! ;o)

...And a third buttock? I'd say that's Oprah worthy...lol

...Blessings... :o)

Holy Crappers said...

what a bitch I say !!

#1

WORKING MOM said...

Nope, my vote's for you. You are the hotty.

holly said...

okay, we could be that hot too if we were rich and childless (she can't have kids with that body.)

i used to like her. until one minute ago.

by the way, if i *had* been drinking, it would be all over the keyboard now. whew!

MamaGeek said...

I don't think I even looked that good as a tween. Damn, she's hot and I hate that I hate her. :)

From a third buttock wearer to another.

Joanie said...

is it photoshop? i hope so, because that's just unreal. i mean, come on...well, she looks good. that is annoying as hell.

Debbie said...

My vote's for PhotoShop. If not, I do not like her. This is just not fair. Seriously.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I am sure she's nice, but I have to hate her. It's mandatory.

I have three breasts, two stomachs and half an ass, which means I'm literally and figuratively half-assed. I also have a neck like a frog.

I didn't have any of this twenty years ago. And she doesn't have it twenty years older than me.

I really have no other choice than to say I do not care for her one bit. But she does look better than great.

Karen Deborah said...

That is SICK, she goes to a plastics man she's got too. You can't be that old and not have had a jiffy suck job or two. I'm talking LIPOSUCTION.

Linda Reeder said...

Yesterday I was 63. today I'm not. But I never looked that good.

imbeingheldhostage said...

A third buttock, now that IS news! After laughing through the post, I had to laugh through the comments-- some witty people hang out here!

Daryl said...

Ah .. she is one truly grande dame, isnt she?

I look just like that ... see here where I put my hand up to shield my eyes from the sun? Exactly like her!

:-Daryl

Mary said...

Well hell.

Sorry, that's all I got...
xoxo,
Mary

kim-d said...

I have always LOVED Helen Mirren's acting. But now I just sort of have to sneer at everything about her, as I shed a silent little tear or two, since I haven't looked that freakin' good in many years. But I also believe there has been work of some sort done. Seriously, I do. As for your newly-discovered third 'tock? Don't feel too bad; I have only one 'tock but it does from mid-back to mid-calf. Then there's the gut. Don't even get me going. I've gotta do something. How does one lose 300 lbs. in 2 months?

Egghead said...

There is just something sick and wrong about a woman looking like that at 63. But I like her.

Flea said...

She is SO sucking in. :)

Kiki said...

Well she's never had children. That's all I'm consoling myself with. Cause see if I didn't have kids I'd look EXACTLY like that. Yep.

The Midlife Gals said...

GAWD! That is incredible...and disgusting. WHERE is her cover-up? Hey there...it's the Midlife Gals here. We love your site so and still have you on our fave's list as we see you also still have us on yours. Because we've morphed into the new website, please will you update our link as well?

Here is our new URL:

http://www.themidlifegals.com

Keep on ranting!

KK and Sal

Snooty Primadona said...

I know... I have two extra bosoms under my arms. What's that all about?

Ummmm.... perhaps no exercise? LOL!

Cathy ~ Tadpoles and Teacups said...

Yeah, but she has "people" to keep her in shape. . . and lipo. . . and photoshop.

almostgotit said...

She's SO sucking it in! And that crossed leg thing, too. Remember that, wheneve a camera is looking.