Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Baby Fat?

Whatever happened to baby fat?
Nicole Kidman had a baby two weeks ago.
This is her post-baby body.
Makes Helen look downright obese, no?
My children are almost 17 and I am still waiting for my pre-baby body.
Sigh.

(photo from here)

30 comments:

Camellia said...

That picture of that woman doesn't scare you? Haven't you seen Mars Attacks?

kim-d said...

I'm waiting for my pre-baby body, too. Wait! I did not birth my "babies". Darn.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

I'm so glad you posted about this. I saw this pic yesterday and thought WTF??

And thanks for your comment on my blog today. Means a lot...

Hallie

Debbie said...

I can literally grab handfuls of my baby fat belly and it makes me want to throw up. Unfortunately, it is not because of having a baby. It is because of menopause and sitting on my fat butt all day!

What bothers me more is the wings under my arms and David continually drawing attention by hitting them to make them wiggle!
ARGHHHHHH!

Meg said...

Okay, first off her blouse is loose, which means there is FAT underneath there that she hasn't completely lost.

2nd...don't you remember your first baby's fat was much easier to get rid of than your second? At least mine was...my second child left me more "fat" love.

Now, it's just the Menopause baby...simple as that!

Mental P Mama said...

First baby or not. That right there ain't normal.

Sassy said...

You're right...it's not normal...and it's NOT FAIR!!!! I wore my nightgown for a month I think because none of my pants would zip and button...five c-sections here baby and my tummy looks like a flippin' battlefield...just not fair...I tell ya! Boy life just ISN'T fair...but that is one of those "weeds" I'm still workin' on!!!

WORKING MOM said...

I think she's sick. What the heck??? Yeah for Helen. Now that's a bod.

asthmagirl said...

Ah well. I know someone else that did that. (Not me!)
Do stop by today!

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

your suppose to loose the fat after a baby?
damn.

Caution said...

She has clearly had a blissful hip-ectomy and thigh-ectomy. Look how happy she seems in the picture!

Keetha said...

Are you kidding me? That photo is for real??

I need to lie down. Probably with a milkshake and a plate of fried dill pickles.

noble pig said...

I'm sure while they are in the hospital they hook up some kind of fat sucking tube...you know they do.

I'm sure she hasn't eaten in two weeks either.

Lisa J said...

She does not look good to me. Yea her body may be thin, but she herself does not look good at all. If you had not told me who it was, I would NEVER have guessed.

Post baby fat, I have the market on it. Oh well, I love life and living it!

Egghead said...

Well I'm still waiting after 23 years to lose my baby weight gain. Well it has gone away but slowly come back as I age. The dang stuff is like cement to my body right now. Exercise and diet just isn't working like it used to.

Mrs. G. said...

WTF? How is this possible?

tj said...

...Pathetic.

...Btw, I heard third buttocks are making a comeback... ;o)

...Blessings... :o)

Tu Hermana said...

Yeah, she looks good. But she's married to a fidget. Who wants a husband who wears smaller clothes than you do?? Good god. It's finally 5 o'clock, where's my beverage?? My causes for "baby fat" are driving me nuts today!!!
Hugs from your favorite D'Ville waitress. (I'm in cognito now)

Kacey said...

HAHAHAHA. Bet the pic has been photoshopped. That is the ONLY way that could happen!!

Philly said...

What a bitch !!

#1

Flea said...

She looks a lot like the eating disorder girls I work with at the hospital. How very sad.

jojo said...

you are depressing the hell out of me...;))

TSannie said...

O for GOD'S sake! I posted and it didn't take! Of course that was one minute ago so I obviously didn't do something in the correct order.

Anywho - all I have to say is NO ONE has permission to photoshop Nicole Kidman's face on MY body! ;-)
Don't I WISH!

And my golf game was most deplorable, not because of my foot....because of my deplorable swing (sigh).

Kiki said...

That's why I gave up my movie career and opted for character parts. I just didn't want to give up my curves.

Oops sorry...I gave up my movie career because I didn't have one.

Effing white skinny jeans.

sista #2 said...

Child bearing hips must not be in either.

I dont think she was ever pregnant. Think she wore one of those suits with the built in belly. Bitch

peace
#2

Alias Liz Jones said...

I think that she's really a stepford wife. There's really not another explanation. She must be from some other planet. Perhaps she just layed an egg unlike us regular folk.

MamaGeek said...

OH GAH.

I still have baby fat from when I WAS BORN. Not to mention the 20 extra pound from pregnancy.

I need me a Chef, and a trainer, and all that.

Snooty Primadona said...

Skinny Bitch. I gained 65 pounds with each of my two pregnancies. The first time it was easy to drop the weight. The second... not so easy. I discarded any friends who could get back into their jeans a week after delivery. There is no room in my life for that. Skinny Bitch.

Didn't she & Tom Cruise have like 4 rugrats together? Which means she's just had her fifth child. I really hate her now, lol.

holly said...

it sickens me.

how can they just let themselves go like that.

they so need to get rid of that flab. she's had absolutely days now. i'll bet she hasn't done ONE kegel. damn it nicole, squeeze those ...um...things...

Country Girl said...

She's anexoric anyway, so it doesn't count.

Right?