...I will stop subscribing to every magazine that crosses my path.
...people will start obeying the hands-free-while-driving cell phone laws.
...I will get tired of bikini waxes.
...my family will stop using the dishwasher as a garbage disposal.
...my clothes will stop shrinking.
...I will stop procrastinating.
...my metabolism will find its way back to me.
...my son will clean his closet, or start his summer reading for that matter.
...my hairdresser will get back from her vacation.
...I will figure out my next act.
Any other wondering folks out there this foggy Monday morning?
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Those are all good with me...I'm just wondering where all my get up got up and went...I think it's the heat!:[
It's not yet illegal to talk on the phone while driving in Maine so I am guilt free!!
I wonder when I will EVER be able to eat a banana split. Is it November YET?
I also wonder why you don't see, to enjoy my MORBID MONDAY post!
Hallie :)
Magazine subs me stop (?)...never
Don't even get me started about people and cell phones.
Bikini Waxes---umm...won't stop for a while...they may be one of the only things that make me feel like I am not ancient, lmbo!
The dishwasher and the closet things...it ain't happening till your kids move out sweetie, sorry.
When you figure out your next act or how to find your metabolism again, let me know!
I wonder when I'll sink to the level that I call a squirrel an a**h*le. *g (can so relate as they tear up my birdfeeders) On this note, I wonder when I'll lose my twitter addiction...
I wonder when I can get a new iPhone without standing in line
I wonder if mydh left me anymore coffee
I wonder about a lot of things . . .but I like reading about what you wonder about more than I like writing what I wonder about!
I am always wondering and wandering, aren't they close to being the same? They have about the same affect on me anyways. I love your list.
Oh, and I do WONDER where in the heck Hallie gets all those SICK SICK pictures. and I wonder when she will get help for her affliction!
I'm wondering what century I'm from.
I am wondering how it got to be 10:00 on a Monday morning and I haven't done a thing yet apart from blogging.
I've never had a bikini wax. I'm just too terrified of the pain.
I wonder why I put things away thinking that it is the perfect place and I will totally remember where I put it, only to not remember because the juveniles stole all my braincells.
Amen!!!!
Oh yes, I definitely wonder about things. But I'm afraid if I wrote down some of it, I would scare people away! :)
Mostly, though--right now, if I remember to wonder about it--I wonder where my good memory went.
I wonder when the family will learn to take out the trash? Never happening here.
Except for the son's summer reading this could be MY wondering list.
:-Daryl
I wonder about the same things I wondered about yesterday. Is it possible that you can be in a wonder rut? Or are they mutually exclusive, wonder and rut. Maybe I ought to stop.
Lemme know how that metabolism thing works out. Mine is hiding from me too.
Yeah, that clothes shrinking thing is so weird? How does it happen.
I'm wondering when i'll finally be rid of this "baby" fat. My baby will be 30 in two weeks...must search for my metabolism. I'll let you know if I find it, they are probably hanging out together on some beach in Brazil ;)
i'm wondering who the idiot is who thinks school should start tomorrow. yes my kids go back to school tomorrow.
When you find your metabolism, will you give it directions to my house?
Magazines? Seriously?
I wonder when...
...I'll stop smoking.
...Oh girl you're not alone. I wonder if there's something wrong with me because I wonder so much...lol... :o)
...I'd say not to worry, you are just fine. It's Monday, it's the end of July, wonder away...
...Blessings... :o)
Mama
I wonder whenever possible.
It's the only thing my mind seems to be good at.
My wishful wonder is I wonder where the cleaning fairy went and WHEN is she coming back.
Perhaps she lost my address.
You wonder?
Bear((( )))
i thought that dishwasher issue was just at my house.
The bad thing about stopping those subscriptions is you will, or at least I still, buy the darn things.
I love all of the other ?'s.
BTW, were you near the Westchester Mall today? If you were, I am the loon who was yelling "hey" from the little white car.
If is wasn't you, then I made a total ass of myself to a blonde driving an SUV with the correct school Euros on it!! Haha...
no no no mine ROCKED! i had a bad dream about a meeting i was supposed to have this morning wherein i was going to have to disclose i was not AT ALL prepared for her to look at my work yet THEN got an email saying "how about tomorrow?" and used the day to get the thing into shape.
the software god LOVES me.
but yeah. people should follow my example and use bluetooth! (re the cell phone)
I wonder
wonder
wonder
wonder who
who wrote the book of love.
My mind is cluttered with so many similar statements/questions I wouldn't know which one to start with, so I'll just start with this one:
Why can't we order wine by the gallon and have it pumped into an underground tank beneath our home that we could tap at will?
I am reasonably sure based on my limited math skills that wine by the gallon would be much more economical than wine by the bottle.
Eh, there's that whole quality/taste issue and all.
But still....
Lots of food for thought. And no answers.
I think I saw your metabolism going for a walk around the neighborhood..it's a good start:) When you get your son to clean the closet...let me know how you did it..my daughter needs a lesson too!
I had a wonder why comment ready to post, but I lost it. I wonder why I'm so technically retarded, plus I wonder about all of those things that you wonder about. I couldn't even figure out which hand signal that I am.
You and me both (excluding the wax - I'm way to weak for that).
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